Velociraptor attacks

[Skuffyshootster]

The only way to quell the bloodlust of the Almighty Velociraptors is with a sacrifice!

Who is willing to sacrifice themselves for the good of mankind?

 

[Sick boy]

I don't need to worry because as soon as these guys rock up, I'm ganna get a flavourwave oven on the line and if Mr. T is involved with any product, you know that the amount of badass put into that product will make there heads explode, I've got an idea! I shall flavourwave oven some snickers! Then no beast can stop me and I shall become all powerful!

 

[Inverse Skies]

I think there's only one appropriate response to this thread.... "Clever girl".

Raptors were so awesome, I loved them as a kid.

 

[Flames66]

Hey they aren't smart.
"It is more probable that, while intelligent by dinosaur standards, they were less intelligent than modern big cats"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor#Predatory_behavior

My modern day cat always falls for the laser pointer trick. I don't have much hope for a dinosaur avoiding planes.

Scientific mumbo-jumbo. Obviously, they've never faced against the queen Velociraptor.

Other science mumbo jumbo is there are NO velociraptors alive. I'm mean this is just ridiculous (Yes I am like that. I'm the one pointing out every thing wrong in star wars while watching it)

I think hes refering to fictional raptors like the ones in jurassic park (hence the jurassic park quotes.)

My opinion on the matter is "They should all be destroyed!"

 

[Flames66]

In the empty world thread i mentioned an overly-prepared paranoid bunker, i could survive against them, lets see how they handle a foot thick titanium door that only opens to my voice, fingerprint, and pin, set in a granite cliff face 500 feet off the ground with only a long, 2 foot wide trail leading up to it

Voice, finger print and pin? Youl be eaten while your trying to get the door open.

 

[Daveman]

Gosh, xkcd fans all just came in their pants.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Puch them in the face, or knife em turok style.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Are you an XKCD fan?

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

all we need is a gunslinging 12yr old with an epic moustache to tame them

 

[Lullabye]

I'd fight them with my army of zombies, duh......

 

[Ocelot GT]

Clever girl.