Video Game Lines That You'll Go on a Killing Spree if you Hear One More Time

[Catie Caraco]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

FUCK OFF, the pylon god damn finished as my eleventh probe started building, I DO NOT NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL GOD DAMN PYLONS.

OMG YES! This and "Not enough minerals". Shut up Executor, just shut the hell up. I am in charge, I know what I'm doing.

And even though I never play Zerg (I'm a 'tos girl 100%) my boyfriend does and I CAN'T stand

"Spawn more overlords!"

Can't anyone ever say please?

However, I LOVE the SCVs. They make me laugh so hard. "In the rear, with the gear." Innuendo if I ever heard it.

Hey Listen and Pills here, especially when someone figures out how to say it non stop, must destroy ears.

Honestly, I usually play L4D by myself, so "There's a pipebomb over here!" annoys me more because the jackasses I'm tooling around with can't be assed to pick one up. I swear to god the Computer hates you.

 

[Drejer43]

"patrolling the mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
-.-
Quick save followed by murderous rampage.

 

[12344127]

"All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
Someone said the line before but damn....
If I ever here that line again in my life I will have to kill someone...that was the mission that made me quit GTA San Andreas and check my self into a mental hospital....The ammount of times I failed that mission is unbearable......hey big smoke all you had to do is FUCKING KILL THE GUYS ON THE TRAIN you asshole.....

 

[phereck]

"RAMIREZ! DO THAT THING!"

 

[The Shade]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

When I got this assignment, I was hoping there would be more gambling.

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The Ranger vets are coming in from Baja. I've never seen one myself, but I hear they chew nails and spit napalm.

EDIT: Also, a nod has to go out to, "Stop! You violated the law! Pay the fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

"Thanks for flying air Sheldon" or "Try not to break it now... hell, who am i tryin' to fool" Or anything else the arse that is Tom Sheldon of Just Cause 2 ever says.

God... Bolo Santosi too, "We will stop the oppression, COMRADE!"

 

[Mustang678]

It's the Hero of Kvatch!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"There are four enemies!"

I know that, Fuuka. That's because you told three times now!

 

[HanselGreta]

Stay a while and listen!

 

[xNightxSpawnx]

I personally find Mario's voice and Slippy Toad's voice to be annoying. All their little sound effects, grunts, and groans. I know it isn't really a line either, but I find the sound effect in any Pokemon game when you encounter a wild Pokemon to be rather annoying.

 

[Amondren]

I don't think I really have o- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

Well you sir are- ASSUMING CONTROL!

OT I was thinking about this today for some reason and wow its annoying to hear on the battlefield.

 

[Drago-Morph]

I'd love to answer your question, but can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

 

[Baneat]

MEDIC!

 

[-Dragmire-]

Anything Harbinger says.

Although, if after he says "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" about 100 times he then says something like "ASSUME THE POSITION" I think I might have actually laughed.

I always thought Harbinger was a bit too hip thrustingly aggressive toward shepard.

 

[4173]

Harbinger: This hurts you.

 

[mysecondlife]

RAMIREZ! PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN!

RAMIREZ! USE THE THERMAL SCOPE!

RAMIREZ! I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!

It's unbelievable... just... how... annoying it is...

 

[R4V3NSFAN1976]

uhhhhhhhhh... Do... A... Barrel... Ro*SNAP!* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! FUCK YOU BUUUNNNIIIESSSSS!!!

 

[Zeema]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

and

The Cake is a Lie

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

"The cake is a lie." And honestly, "come get some." That phrase was fun while it lasted, but it's not anymore.

 

[Kevon Huggins]

sorry mario your princess is in another castle
mass genocide of princess i will commit