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Redlin5_v1legacy

Better Red than Dead
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C117 said:
Hmm... maybe the Twilight Princess incarnation of Zelda?

Not much use as a bodyguard, but as a sexslave... oh yes...
*dirty thoughts*

...ahem...

*looks a bit ashamed*

OT: I want Robo from Chrono Trigger. Not only can he fight but he can garden too!
 

supagama

Lord High Raggamuffin
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Khaiseri said:
Kouen said:
Khaiseri said:
Aw, no movies or books?
That's sad. If I could I would say Rei Ayanami from Evangelion or Bartimaeus from the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

But as it's only on games I would say either Heather from Silent Hill 3, Alice from American McGee's Alice, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Smiling Jack (voiced by John DiMaggio, the one who did Bender) from Vampire Bloodlines or Garret from Thief.
Rei Ayanami features in Evangelion games... so yea you could get away with that
THEN I WOULD!!

But as I am a PC gamer only I use to just discard most console games. So I basically forgot about that.
GODDAMMIT I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS IN A GAME. ahem yea her, by far.
 

iplaygamesyo

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I would choose Leisure Suit Larry so me and him could head on over to the Final Fantasy realm and have a good old hot tub time with Tifa, Rikku, and Lightening.
 

Vrex360

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I'd probably pick Grunt from Mass Effect 2. I'd say Wrex but he's a leader figure and since Grunt is a tankbred fighting Krogan he'd be like a cute little gigantic bloodhound who I can sick upon my enemies and of whom would be fun to have around.

Incidentally if Ashley from Mass Effect would like to fulfill a very male fantasy version of a 'slave' then I wouldn't mind obliging her.

*nudge nudge*
 

Hurray Forums

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Susan Arendt said:
Sebenko said:
I don't really want a slave.

Everything is fine the way it is.
I realize it's just a thread for fun but yeah, the idea of having a slave is just a wee bit too repellent for me, sorry.
And there goes my dream of being Susan's love slave. *sighs* If anyone needs me I'll be in my room crying and eating a tub of ice cream.
 

Zeryxis

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hmm...id be quite willing to say an eevee...because it's my favorite...or perhaps a zevhra mount...or a zumbug...

or my kitty from oblivion...Yewra is such a cutie pyro archer...
or my redhead from divintyII:ego draconis...FUCKN DRAGON!!

too many choices.
 

wizzerd229

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i live in southern USA so i cant really legally say i want a slave, but, i would take Link cuz he is awsome
 

RatRace123

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I'm tempted to say someone from Mass Effect, but...
I'm gonna go with Shale from Dragon Age. I can think of endless (and violent) uses for a personal golem.
 

blankedboy

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Xeros said:
Hmmm... the choices. I'm gonna go with Ifrit.

Your image are broke.

For me, I think I'd have Akulakhan (from Morrowind, play the main story if you haven't heard of him).
Because that'd be pretty fucking awesome.
 

masher

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"slave" sounds a bit harsh, but I'd say Taokaka from Blazblue. Probably not the best choice because she, more than likely, would completely ignore my orders, but she'd be really fun to have around.
 

Fidelias

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HK-47 from KOTOR.

"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."

"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"

HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."

"Advisory: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blaster warms up, meatbags."

"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing."

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."