So, i'm renting Resident Evil 5 and getting a quite enjoyable laugh at the horrible writing. I thought I would make a list for future super villains to live by. Please feel free to add your own rules to being a villain.
1): When you make an incredibly powered creature, keep the weapon that can kill it on your person. Do NOT leave it in a room conveniently so the hero can use it to destroy your hard work.
2): Stick around to watch people die, no, seriously. No matter how sure you are.
3): Do NOT tell people about your super secret plan no matter how positive you are they are going to die, just brag about how fucked they are and leave.
4): Shred, burn, or keep important documents on your person.
5): Delete emails, turn off computers, and add passwords to all important computer files.
6): Unless you are a sixteen year old girl, don't keep a journal. If you must keep a journal TAKE IT WITH YOU!
7): Don't do the Doomsday thing. Seriously, unless you are a superman villain there isn't a point.
8): Super Soldiers never work, they have indeed never worked for anyone.
9): Keep all secret elevators shut down until you need them, and keep them running by someone at a central control center. Do not leave the convenient back door open and do not leave a welcome mat into your central test labs.
10): Kill them, kill them with a bullet between the eyes. No converting to your cause, throwing off cliffs, leaving them with your monster of the moment. Do not spare them, or infact anyone.
11): Do not take your time, kill them quickly and at the first possible chance. Yes it IS fantastic to gloat but it also leaves more time for them to escape.
Feel free to add more tips to young, aspiring villains.
1): When you make an incredibly powered creature, keep the weapon that can kill it on your person. Do NOT leave it in a room conveniently so the hero can use it to destroy your hard work.
2): Stick around to watch people die, no, seriously. No matter how sure you are.
3): Do NOT tell people about your super secret plan no matter how positive you are they are going to die, just brag about how fucked they are and leave.
4): Shred, burn, or keep important documents on your person.
5): Delete emails, turn off computers, and add passwords to all important computer files.
6): Unless you are a sixteen year old girl, don't keep a journal. If you must keep a journal TAKE IT WITH YOU!
7): Don't do the Doomsday thing. Seriously, unless you are a superman villain there isn't a point.
8): Super Soldiers never work, they have indeed never worked for anyone.
9): Keep all secret elevators shut down until you need them, and keep them running by someone at a central control center. Do not leave the convenient back door open and do not leave a welcome mat into your central test labs.
10): Kill them, kill them with a bullet between the eyes. No converting to your cause, throwing off cliffs, leaving them with your monster of the moment. Do not spare them, or infact anyone.
11): Do not take your time, kill them quickly and at the first possible chance. Yes it IS fantastic to gloat but it also leaves more time for them to escape.
Feel free to add more tips to young, aspiring villains.
