War On Chri... wait? PORN!! HELLLLLLLLLL NAAAAHH!!!!

[Dalisclock]

I'm cool with this. Now I can get an ice cream truck and drive to Utah...for unrelated reasons. Certainly not smuggling porn in. Just selling ice cream, in January, across state lines. What? *Whistles*

 

[Parasondox]

Escapist, let's just have fun once in a while.

I mean, you're talking about porn here. Porn! Who ever jokes about porn!?! Or testicles for that matter!?![/quote]

We should just ban testicles. They cause too much trouble and everything attached to them.

DOWN WITH TESTICLES!! DOWN WITH... wait?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Escapist, let's just have fun once in a while.

I mean, you're talking about porn here. Porn! Who ever jokes about porn!?! Or testicles for that matter!?![/quote]

We should just ban testicles. They cause too much trouble and everything attached to them.

DOWN WITH TESTICLES!! DOWN WITH... wait?[/quote]

Assuming I am not a bizarre mutant, testicles are already heavily influenced downward. I honestly don't understand why one would need to campaign to make this happen.

 

[Something Amyss]

Assuming I am not a bizarre mutant, testicles are already heavily influenced downward. I honestly don't understand why one would need to campaign to make this happen.

Your doctor and I have something to tell you...we didn't want you to find out this way... <.<;

 

[flying_whimsy]

While the op is really just another example of political grand standing in an election year, I just wanted to chime in and say I'm really enjoying watching this thread alternate between heated discussion and ball puns.

What do legos and a gang bang video have in common? They each have a lot of studs.

(...I'm sorry)

 

[Leg End]

Seeing as your dick is cold and dead you might want to do something else for a while, or get some medical attention. Necrotic genitalia doesn't sound very comfortable.

I'll be getting a second opinion on that, doc!

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm not so sure legislation would be an effective measure to cut back on porn, but I do laud Utah's recognition of porn addiction as a serious health issue which needs to be addressed in the United States. It's significantly more rampant than most people are willing to admit.

Honestly it's a serious issue in every country, but few countries have the means or drive to actually say anything about it. Predominantly because many young people hardly regard such addictions as a negative thing.

 

[Fox12]

"If you took all the porn off the internet there would only be one website left, and it would be called "Bring back the porn"

I hope you're happy with yourself, I just spit cereal all over my dogs face

 

[Fox12]

Oh, I also forgot to point out that Utah went out of their way to say they wouldn't ban porn. They just made a resolution (The technical term for 'Rabble Rousing Document') and, bizarrely, blamed McDonalds for ruining our youths with dastardly free WiFi.

You joke, but do you have any idea how long it took the fry cook to make my burger one handed?

 

[The Raw Shark]

Good Christ this thread is one big "That's what she said" and I am loving it

 

[Arnoxthe1]

As much as I don't like porn, and even am a strong Christian... This is not gonna happen. And even if they somehow DID manage to pass this law, it would just be Prohibition 2.0.

EDIT: Actually watched the video and apparently, Utah does NOT intend to ban porn. just allow more education about it and its harmful effects.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Oh, I also forgot to point out that Utah went out of their way to say they wouldn't ban porn. They just made a resolution (The technical term for 'Rabble Rousing Document') and, bizarrely, blamed McDonalds for ruining our youths with dastardly free WiFi.

You joke, but do you have any idea how long it took the fry cook to make my burger one handed?

Oh god. A McDonalds (Relatively) nearby just replaced their wifi router, and I think I just figured out why all the employee's at my local Long John Silvers, which is right beside McDonalds, have suddenly become much happier workers.

Oh god no.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

"If you took all the porn off the internet there would only be one website left, and it would be called "Bring back the porn"

Ah, damnit. Was that Louis CK or Jimmy Carr? I actually forgot who told that amazing line! <.<

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Assuming I am not a bizarre mutant, testicles are already heavily influenced downward. I honestly don't understand why one would need to campaign to make this happen.

Your doctor and I have something to tell you...we didn't want you to find out this way... <.<;

HA, what you and my doctor don't know is I don't even go to the doctor! Woeful twenty-something irresponsibility has won me another victory! And crippling debt, but mostly victory!

 

[Silvanus]

Ah, damnit. Was that Louis CK or Jimmy Carr? I actually forgot who told that amazing line! <.<

Not too accurate, according to QI; more internet space is taken up by spam, and relatively little by pornography.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Ah, damnit. Was that Louis CK or Jimmy Carr? I actually forgot who told that amazing line! <.<

Not too accurate, according to QI; more internet space is taken up by spam, and relatively little by pornography.

By shear traffic used, yes, though I'd question is it takes up more 'space.'

In any case, porns not even number two any more. It was over taken by social media a couple years ago.