Was she f**king Matt Damon?

effilctar

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Like many British people, I watched Rude Tube on channel 4 about 2 hours ago. One of the videos featured on the show was Sarah Silverman's "I'm fucking Matt Damon".

Curious, I visited youtube and looked through some videos until I found a news video of Matt Damon saying he's still fucking her. Is this all a joke or was he really sleeping with Sarah Silverman. I mean, he's Matt Damon, he can score nearly any woman, and Sarah really isn't hot.
 

esperandote

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Well, a girl doesn't need to be hot to ged laid and besides she isn't unatractive either. Wasn't she married to Jimmy Kimel?
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I saw the video, is obvously a joke and from feb 2008.
 
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xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
This might seem a little off-topic, but your post count is ridiculously high.

And yeah, pretty much OP = Slow
 

Lullabye

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xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
you know your slow when America says so....
 

Radeonx

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The Infamous Scamola said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
This might seem a little off-topic, but your post count is ridiculously high.

And yeah, pretty much OP = Slow
User groups can do that to a person.

xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
Yeah, this joke was old.
Very old.
Now bear witness to the greatest shunning you will ever see in your life.
 

Woodsey

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It was a joke. They put the video on Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he and Sarah Silverman were dating.
 

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I'm sorry, you obviously are confused.

Many, if not most or all, of British People were just watching Shaun of the Dead on ITV2. I know I was.

That video of hers always made me laugh, but it was a joke. I love Sarah Silverman.
 

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Lullabye said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
you know your slow when America says so....
Please, no bigoted comments.

Anyways, if you think THAT was funny, go find Jimmy Kimmel's reply: He's fucking Ben Affleck.

EDIT: Bah, I was ninja'd.
 

effilctar

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Radeonx said:
The Infamous Scamola said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
This might seem a little off-topic, but your post count is ridiculously high.

And yeah, pretty much OP = Slow
User groups can do that to a person.

xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
Yeah, this joke was old.
Very old.
Now bear witness to the greatest shunning you will ever see in your life.
Lullabye said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
you know your slow when America says so....
The Infamous Scamola said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
This might seem a little off-topic, but your post count is ridiculously high.

And yeah, pretty much OP = Slow
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.


Read my first post a little more carefully. I'm British, we're not in on those American jokes, we have our own British jokes that the Americans haven't got hold of yet. Your version of the Office was made YEARS after the British version.
 

Lullabye

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effilctar said:
Radeonx said:
The Infamous Scamola said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
This might seem a little off-topic, but your post count is ridiculously high.

And yeah, pretty much OP = Slow
User groups can do that to a person.

xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
Yeah, this joke was old.
Very old.
Now bear witness to the greatest shunning you will ever see in your life.
Lullabye said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
you know your slow when America says so....
The Infamous Scamola said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.
This might seem a little off-topic, but your post count is ridiculously high.

And yeah, pretty much OP = Slow
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow youre a little late to be in on this joke here...well the rest of america now thinks your slow, well done.


Read my first post a little more carefully. I'm British, we're not in on those American jokes, we have our own British jokes that the Americans haven't got hold of yet. Your version of the Office was made YEARS after the British version.[/quote
im canadian thankyou. and if you read my post a couple of times, i think you'll get it.
 
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effilctar said:
Read my first post a little more carefully. I'm British, we're not in on those American jokes, we have our own British jokes that the Americans haven't got hold of yet. Your version of the Office was made YEARS after the British version.
Video was released on the World-Wide Web. I am not a resident of the U.S. and even I heard of the video ages ago. Also,your comparison to the Office situation falls completely flat on it's face and is made of much fail.

You got the joke late, it's not the end of the world, have a nice day.
 

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Must resist urge to post a picture of Slowpoke...
OT: What show was this on? I forget, it was years ago.
 

ZeroMachine

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oppp7 said:
Must resist urge to post a picture of Slowpoke...
OT: What show was this on? I forget, it was years ago.
It was last year... and since it was sent to Jimmy Kimmel, I'm going to assume his show.

And who cares if he was a bit slow on the uptake? It happens, and because of him we're all reminded of them and maybe tempted to go back and watch a couple hilarious videos.