We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[rokkolpo]

Sir Ian Mckellen.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Arnie is numero uno.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

No, but if I did know him, I wouldn't be posting here.
Due to me being in jail.

Question, if you were in a room with Reeves and Jackman, who would you strike down first?.

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and someone with no acting experience? Nothing.

Am I doing it right?

Pretty much.
But add more hammers to his face.

hmm, so something like this?

Spoiler: Keanu Reeves likes his women the way he likes his liquor

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

...

Wow, just wow!. That explains why he doesn't appear to have aged with time.

 

[SimuLord]

Hmm...

Randall Munroe, the xkcd guy
Bacardi & Cola (the ad mascots, not the drink)
Mr. Snuffleupagus
Mister Rogers (in a bloodstained sweater)
Eddie Van Halen, for an 80s touch.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Bruce Campbell.
Getting on a bit, but I'm amazed he's never come up.

/thread

I mean seriously, whats more badass than saying "Looks like my hand is gone! Well, better mount a chainsaw to my arm, prosthetics cost too much!"
Now all he needs is a chaingun that shoots lightning and he is offically the most awesome thing evar.

 

[Sovvolf]

ME!!!!! -Flexes arms and kicks a really old defenceless nun to death-... okay maybe not but how about Jason "Will bad ass for food"(as Moviebob put it) Statham?... Tony Jaa or Vinny Jones. All three are pretty bad assed... Jaa for his Muay Thai, Statham for his kick ass moves and Crank and Vinny Jones for generally being on hard mother fucker who has a sizeable record for beating up people who got on his bad side in real life while still being the calm and often quite person to boot.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Bruce Campbell.
Getting on a bit, but I'm amazed he's never come up.

Woa woa woa... Don't make jokes about Bruce Campbell. He's the man. The guy deserves some respect.

Joke...about Bruce Campbell?

Check the avatar man, I'm his biggest fan.

I agree he's the man. You as the biggest fan however is position that a lot of us might challenge.

 

[Sassafrass]

No, but if I did know him, I wouldn't be posting here.
Due to me being in jail.

Question, if you were in a room with Reeves and Jackman, who would you strike down first?.

Reeves, No, Jackman. No, it has to be Reeves.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

Nikola Tesla

 

[funguy2121]

Maggie Q

 

[DazZ.]

We already have one... and his name is Saxton [http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Saxton_Hale] Hale [http://saxtonhalefacts.net/]

He can make sharks cry!

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

No, but if I did know him, I wouldn't be posting here.
Due to me being in jail.

Question, if you were in a room with Reeves and Jackman, who would you strike down first?.

Reeves, No, Jackman. No, it has to be Reeves.

Aha, so that is how I must bring out your multiple personality disorder!.
*sets off to abduct both Keanu "limited range" Reeves and Hugh "Australia" Jackman*

Personally I am not a Reeves fan but I do find his acting bad enough to be amusing; like in The day the earth stood still and I am expecting more from him when he plays in Cowboy Beebop and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Oh 2010 is filled with Keanu!

 

[Tekyro]

Bruce Campbell.
Getting on a bit, but I'm amazed he's never come up.

Woa woa woa... Don't make jokes about Bruce Campbell. He's the man. The guy deserves some respect.

Joke...about Bruce Campbell?

Check the avatar man, I'm his biggest fan.

I wondered what kept him so cool...

[sup]Ba-dum-tish[/sup]

 

[Random Argument Man]

I agree he's the man. You as the biggest fan however is position that a lot of us might challenge.

I don't see any of you making avatars with him in it.

Hence the word "might".

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Nikola Tesla

I agree with this.
The man was 75% Batshit Insane, 75% Genius, 75% Too dangerous for your own good, 25% Refusal to be bound by your earthly laws of mathematics.

Did you know that he had only written down about half of his inventions when he died, he remembered the rest all by himself.
Also, after he died, supposedly roughly half of his inventions were seized by the FBI, for safety reasons?
Just google him, You're pretty unlikely to find "badass" exempt from any other articles other than the wiki.

 

[Sassafrass]

Aha, so that is how I must bring out your multiple personality disorder!.
*sets off to abduct both Keanu "limited range" Reeves and Hugh "Australia" Jackman*

Personally I am not a Reeves fan but I do find his acting bad enough to be amusing; like in The day the earth stood still and I am expecting more from him when he plays in Cowboy Beebop and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Oh 2010 is filled with Keanu!

I have to say, I too find his acting hilariously bad but it's just the facial expression. Apart from a scene someone showed me, all he does is -_- in every damn scene I've seen him in.

 

[WickedSkin]

There is no substitute for CHUCK NORRIS nor is there any being that can replace him. Deal with it.

 

[obliterate]

Nicolas Cage

 

[roflchopter]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...


RESIST

haha okay...reading this and then looking at your avatar made me laugh.

 

[Pink_Pirate]

Bruce Willis anyone?

Bruce Willis swears so hard they needed a gunshot to bleep it out