Weapons that should exist in games but don't

[TheLastCylon]

Please describe how the weapon functions, how it looks, and what type of game it would be in.


My weapon would have to be a motorized drum cymbal that spins extremely fast, due to it being powered by gasoline. In order to active the weapon all you would have to do is clench on a motorcycle handlebar that ignites the gasoline. The "Power Cymbal" would also have a kitchen knife attached to the top of it, making the cymbal double as a spear. The weapon would probably fit best in a post-apocalyptic type game where real weapons are hard to come by and improvisation is key to survival.

 

[goatzilla8463]

A gun that shoots out little fluffy cats.

 

[xtremeganesh]

Chainsaw rocket launcher......

 

[randommaster]

A gun that shoots out horrible puns.

It would simply be a microphone hooked up to a speaker.

It would need to be in a serious game so it could have maximum effect.

If puns don't work, then rickrolling is also acceptable.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Chainsaw rocket launcher......

The Cocket-laucher you mean?

A sword that is composed of hardened compost. Now that would be a cool weapon...

 

[randommaster]

Chainsaw rocket launcher......

Yeah! Get those terrorists.

 

[bodyklok]

Just because.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Just because.

Mercenaries 2, my friend.

 

[WrongSprite]

Just because.

I give you the Fatman.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Oh! I got an amazing one! A weapon that should exist in games but doesn't....the iPhone!

 

[lordsandro]

A paintbow gun that shoot with potion that atracts THE GREAT FIRERY FIEND OF HELL!!!!! Muahahahahahaha
When fired the potion in the ball will summon THE GREAT FIRERY FIEND OF HELL and it will eat your enemy in very gruesome and bloody way.

 

[cainx10a]

Number One:
A noob tube ("The Nub Tub"), that actually uses noobs as a weapon projectile, on impact, the little noob will hug his target(s), and make a friendship pact that will result in the two becoming slightly dizzy and confused, earning everyone in the vicinity TWO (or more) free kills.

That ought to make those CoD4 tube whines shussh for a while.


Number Two:
The QQ-Moar Pinata, it's going to be a Pinata that will QQ moar when you use it as target practice, but beware, this fine pinata is only a distraction, despite it's cute QQ of frustration, the real predator will sneak behind you as you are over-enjoying the act of torturing the pinata, and will gut you like a tuna fish!


Number Three:
The Invisible Gun. It's invisible. That's all there is to it.


Note: Yes, it's quite obvious I am currently enjoying more CoD4 till MW2 arrives.

 

[lordsandro]

A grenade launcher that fires javelins. Why hasn't it been made yet?

Painkiller dude

 

[randommaster]

Just because.

I give you the Fatman.

Don't do that! You'll need it later, then you'll feel stupid for giving it away.

How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.

You can do this in City of Heors, but only to your allies. Some people would aggro a bunch of guys, then run by others and keep teleporting them back to the enemies.

I think poo on a stick would make a pretty good melee weapon.

 

[Blade3dge]

How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.

Hey I could deal with a portal gun in the Portal sense if it could be used outside of Portal. In fact where the hell is my videogame where the guns are put in it because they are just plain fun?