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When I was a teenager and my parents and I moved to live in another city. I remember that when I came to school and entered the classroom, I heard not welcoming words, but "Why did you come here." It was insulting
Is that really so weird? That sounds like a standard first question to ask why you moved there. Weren't they just trying to get to know you a little? Why was that insulting?
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Is that really so weird? That sounds like a standard first question to ask why you moved there. Weren't they just trying to get to know you a little? Why was that insulting?
I mean, it might be a somewhat standard feeling question, but it also has a mind numbingly boring answer. "Cause my parents moved me here."
 

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My grandfather is visiting for Thanksgiving, and as he's 92 years old, he has a habit of repeating himself a lot and often, i.e.: we heard his life's story 3 times by 8:30am the first morning of his visit on Tuesday. What he did say which I hadn't heard 1,000 times before is that when he proposed divorce to his second wife (Florence, a woman I vaguely remember from my early childhood and never liked,) she pulled a gun on him. He grabbed her wrist, pulled the gun to his temple and said "if you're gonna do it, don't miss." He then continued to regale me with how blessed he has been leading his Christian life, how me and my girlfriend need to get married and that God needs to be at the center of our lives. Love the man to death, but it's been a long week. They leave early tomorrow morning, thank "God."
 

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"You must have good genes" - a ~16 year old girl after finding out I was eight years older than she thought. I thought it a weird comment to make.
 
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"You must have good genes" - a ~16 year old girl after finding out I was eight years older than she thought. I thought it a weird comment to make.
I got carded for cigarettes the other day. I'm 41. The lady said she thought I was a baby, and she was shocked to learn she was only 4 years older than me. Direct quote: "please don't take offence, but they aren't lying when they say 'black don't crack.'"

OT: a couple decades ago, I went to legally purchase my first bottle of liquor on my 21st birthday. I got carded, and when I handed my ID to the clerk, he looked at it, read my name, looked at me and said "Panama?" I was shocked. I look black; my first name is Italian, my last name suggests Hispanic, and my father is indeed from Panama. My appearance versus my name have garnered more than enough conversation with people who first meet me, but never has anyone nailed me dead on like that.
 
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"Something's rotten in the state of Denmark."
"That's just their food."
 

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A former supervisor and co-worker were basically the same person. And by the same person I mean they were both massive conspiracy crackheads. I found most of the shit that came out of their mouths morbidly fascinating. Over the course of a year and a half they told me:

- I didn't have to pay taxes
- The easiest way to bleed someone out, because one was 'from the jungle' and knew these things. I later found out they were born in the city and moved to my city when they were like 4.
- I NEEDED to try acid
- Despite being drug addicts, they believed in MK Ultra style drug indoctrination
- To come inside whenever a plane went overhead because they believed in the cemtrails conspiracy
- The police had no power over me and one swore up and down he could walk into a police station and do whatever he wanted because of fReEdOmS he was entitled to and could drive as fast as he wanted for the same reason (despited the fact he rode a bike everywhere)
- They both tried to disprove the Big Bang with hour long YouTube videos from channels with 10 subs
- They both claimed the MH80 flight never went down with hour long YouTube videos from channels with 10 subs
- They both claimed religion was invented 200 years ago with hour long YouTube videos from channels with 10 subs
- One spent a whole working day trying to describe the 'Matrix' he had built within himself
- The other was absolute giddy about some asteroid that was suppose to past or hit Earth and took that whole week off. When I (stupidly) asked his about why it never happened he tried to show me and hour long YouTube video from a channel with 10 subs
- The Pyramids and Stonehenge weren't built by aliens, but the technology used to built them were destroyed by aliens who didn't want us to advance too fast
- Couldn't confirm it, but pretty sure they were flat earthers from some of the things they mentioned. I.e scoffing when people talked about overseas holidays.

That's just the ones I remember after thinking about it too hard. I'll add some more if I can recall or get them out of someone I used to work with. Absolutely bizarre people.
 
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- The easiest way to bleed someone out, because one was 'from the jungle' and knew these things. I later found out they were born in the city and moved to my city when they were like 4.
For rabbits, you hang them by their hind legs and cut their throat (according to old army survival films), imagine it'd be the same for people. Especially furries.

- The Pyramids and Stonehenge weren't built by aliens, but the technology used to built them were destroyed by aliens who didn't want us to advance too fast
That's less annoying than claiming they were built by aliens, so there's that.
 

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A former supervisor and co-worker were basically the same person. And by the same person I mean they were both massive conspiracy crackheads. I found most of the shit that came out of their mouths morbidly fascinating. Over the course of a year and a half they told me:

- I didn't have to pay taxes
- The easiest way to bleed someone out, because one was 'from the jungle' and knew these things. I later found out they were born in the city and moved to my city when they were like 4.
- I NEEDED to try acid
- Despite being drug addicts, they believed in MK Ultra style drug indoctrination
- To come inside whenever a plane went overhead because they believed in the cemtrails conspiracy
- The police had no power over me and one swore up and down he could walk into a police station and do whatever he wanted because of fReEdOmS he was entitled to and could drive as fast as he wanted for the same reason (despited the fact he rode a bike everywhere)
- They both tried to disprove the Big Bang with hour long YouTube videos from channels with 10 subs
- They both claimed the MH80 flight never went down with hour long YouTube videos from channels with 10 subs
- They both claimed religion was invented 200 years ago with hour long YouTube videos from channels with 10 subs
- One spent a whole working day trying to describe the 'Matrix' he had built within himself
- The other was absolute giddy about some asteroid that was suppose to past or hit Earth and took that whole week off. When I (stupidly) asked his about why it never happened he tried to show me and hour long YouTube video from a channel with 10 subs
- The Pyramids and Stonehenge weren't built by aliens, but the technology used to built them were destroyed by aliens who didn't want us to advance too fast
- Couldn't confirm it, but pretty sure they were flat earthers from some of the things they mentioned. I.e scoffing when people talked about overseas holidays.

That's just the ones I remember after thinking about it too hard. I'll add some more if I can recall or get them out of someone I used to work with. Absolutely bizarre people.
Sometimes, I wish I lived in the same world as conspiracy theorists/those who know better than those educated in fields they know nothing about save for rhetorical ranting based off of ignorant beliefs. Must feel amazing to awake each morning to a world only *I* recognize for what it is, to be one of those special people with special needs...
 
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