WEIRD Twilight products >.<

[Angus565]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

i think they have but im not entirely sure

If it exists, there is most definatly a sex toy of it.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

They're is.



I've seen this stuff all before, it's not that shocking.

 

[USSR]

I swear I hit the floor laughing when I read "Edward Tampon Case."

 

[ActionDan]

No no. Delete this thread please for christ sake, we don't want to see anymore of this Twilight bollocks.

 

[DoctorObviously]

If my eyes could puke, they would.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Eh, an unfortunate number of anime inspire products like those all the time. I wouldn't want to hang around the people who buy the things, but I've gotten past being surprised that they exist.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

The last one was funny, but... the rest...

O_O

Twilight dildos? I... I'm at a loss for words.

 

[The Austin]

Use it cold so it feels like a vampire...............
What the hell?

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Ok, those contact lenses are actually pretty cool, but only because things like that were around long before Twilight.
The tampon case was just terrifying, and I think I had a minor stroke when I first saw the dildo. I hate to break it to you, OP, but you're not the first one who has made this thread...

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I vote we make Edward toilet paper, you know why >

"EITHER YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH HIS FACE OR YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
I'd like to tell some Twilight-fans that. Their reactions would probably be fun.

The comments on this very fucked up product is even more fucked up than the actual product:
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Product_Code=VAMP&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD

What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

KILL IT!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE NOW!!!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I feel like crying and slaughtering every Twilight fan and anyone who helped in its creation of the books, films and any merchandising.

 

[WorldCritic]

Well this very thought is going to give me nightmares.

 

[nerdsamwich]

I vote we make Edward toilet paper, you know why >

"EITHER YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH HIS FACE OR YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
I'd like to tell some Twilight-fans that. Their reactions would probably be fun.

The comments on this very fucked up product is even more fucked up than the actual product:
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Product_Code=VAMP&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD

What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

Something tells me a few of these comments are fake. OT: Really? We have the richest, most enlightened society the world has ever seen, and THIS is what it produces? To quote Bill Waterson: "The best evidance that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Because of the fanbase.

The fanbase is bestowing around 234,503 people.
234,500 of them are girls.
3 of them are males.

I personally know two of those males.

OT: I once saw like Twilight chalk-heart candies.

I know one who is 9. Disturbing (On both the OT and my post).

 

[Wedlock49]

I have yet to see anything which tops the felt replica of Bella's impregnated womb.

Honestly. WHY?!

that is one of the most disturbing things I have seen in a very long time...

 

[Nihlex]

I vote we make Edward toilet paper, you know why >

I do not trust that man around my behind thank you very much.

OT: .... ew....

 

[NotAPie]

I have yet to see anything which tops the felt replica of Bella's impregnated womb.

Honestly. WHY?!

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
D: AHHHH
AHHHH
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
Okay I'm done, let me just say this though...I like the contacts.

 

[swolf]

I have yet to see anything which tops the felt replica of Bella's impregnated womb.

Honestly. WHY?!

O...M...G plz tell me that's a joke

*watch*
*delete history*
*brain bleach*

Agreed...so why is that called a "light"? I know I'm going to regret asking that. Feel free to pm me...why do I ask questions that I know I'll regret knowing the answer to?

I vote we make Edward toilet paper, you know why >

"EITHER YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH HIS FACE OR YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
I'd like to tell some Twilight-fans that. Their reactions would probably be fun.

The comments on this very fucked up product is even more fucked up than the actual product:
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Product_Code=VAMP&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD

What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.

WHAT?!?!?! I...just...*head desks until that thought dies*

Edit: WHY did I click the link to look at the other comments?!?! Like this one:I'm used to having (word edited to avoid getting banned...you can probably guess) with (word edited, trust me...you really don't want to know), but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable! *continues head desking*...DEAR GOD WHY?!?!?!