Weirdest Super Power You Can Have!

[ottenni]

The ability to reverse the thread on screws. Yeah take that!

 

[XJ-0461]

Behold!

Spoiler

Cyanide & Happiness; an innappropriate cartoon for every occasion!

 

[Fbuh]

The ability to turn my back hair into cheese.

 

[Anti-gravity]

Behold!

Spoiler

Cyanide & Happiness; an innappropriate cartoon for every occasion!

Hey, that's a really recent comic!
i would say sweating glue is pretty weird.

 

[Corven]

Having a sponge foot, how many times do you come across a child underneath a vehicle? very little, but how many times do you come across spillage?

 

[Timotei]

The ability to turn your insides invisible.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Hadouken out of arse, weird enough?

And all butter you touch instantly turn into soap.

"Why is the fridge full og soap?"

I'm no good at inventing superpowers..

 

[twasdfzxcv]

The power to have visual background effect.

 

[zombiejoe]

Giant Gatling Gonad Guy.
No explanation needed.

Didn't you use that idea for my video game enemy post

 

[Count Igor]

Being able to drink plastic.
And eat water.

DON'T ASK ME HOW

Ha, I did that yesterdy, when I was shooting my knife last night in the middle of the day

Err.

One question.

How?

 

[Arkvoodle]

I immediately think of Arms-Fall-Off Boy.

 

[captaincabbage]

The ability to explode into 17 types of dinosaur.

 

[Nemu]

I'd like the ability to make squirrels spontaneously sing show-tunes.


I'd also like the ability to summon the strength of 1,000 Ninja Pirate Rabbits.

 

[C_sector]

If i had super powers, EVERYONE would be naked.

 

[Reava17]

I'd like the ability to make floating shelves appear. Think how handy that would be- no seat on the bus? Create a low shelf and sit on that. Hands full? Stick some stuff on your shelf and have it float alongside you. Plus it can be used in defense....

Someone goes to punch you, suddenly- *SHELF!* in front of your face so they hit that instead.

 

[Woulvain]

The ability to make elephants jump

OR

The ability to shit batteries

 

[DarkHourPrince]

Somehow, the whole "meat vision" concept from Fairly Oddparents came to mind where you can make bacon and ham and steak just appear with laser beams. Screw paying 20+ dollars for a steak ever again XD

 

[RoyalWelsh]

The telekinetic ability to make people eat thier own face.