If you could make up the oddest super power you could, and actually use it, what would it be. And it has to be weird.
Mine comes with an example.
Madman: Don't move or I'll blow your brains out.
Me: Oh boy, oh, boy, time to use my power
LIKE A GOOD NEIBOR STATE FARM IS THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEE!
State Farm guy: Oh hi-WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?!!?
*State farm get's shot while I run away.
NEW EXAMPLE:
Daughter: Oh Dada, no one will ask me to the dance because I'm so ugly.
Me: Don't worry baby, I'll get you a date *puts on ski mask and pulls out gun*
LIKE A GOOD NEIBOR STATE FARM IS THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEE!
State Farm guy: Oh hi-ah hell it's you again.
Me:YOUR GOING TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER TO THE DANCE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
State Farm guy: Alright fine! Just put the gun down!
Mine comes with an example.
Madman: Don't move or I'll blow your brains out.
Me: Oh boy, oh, boy, time to use my power
LIKE A GOOD NEIBOR STATE FARM IS THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEE!
State Farm guy: Oh hi-WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?!!?
*State farm get's shot while I run away.
NEW EXAMPLE:
Daughter: Oh Dada, no one will ask me to the dance because I'm so ugly.
Me: Don't worry baby, I'll get you a date *puts on ski mask and pulls out gun*
LIKE A GOOD NEIBOR STATE FARM IS THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEE!
State Farm guy: Oh hi-ah hell it's you again.
Me:YOUR GOING TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER TO THE DANCE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
State Farm guy: Alright fine! Just put the gun down!