Weirdest Super Power You Can Have!

zombiejoe

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If you could make up the oddest super power you could, and actually use it, what would it be. And it has to be weird.

Mine comes with an example.

Madman: Don't move or I'll blow your brains out.
Me: Oh boy, oh, boy, time to use my power

LIKE A GOOD NEIBOR STATE FARM IS THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEE!

State Farm guy: Oh hi-WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?!!?

*State farm get's shot while I run away.

NEW EXAMPLE:

Daughter: Oh Dada, no one will ask me to the dance because I'm so ugly.
Me: Don't worry baby, I'll get you a date *puts on ski mask and pulls out gun*

LIKE A GOOD NEIBOR STATE FARM IS THEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEE!

State Farm guy: Oh hi-ah hell it's you again.
Me:YOUR GOING TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER TO THE DANCE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
State Farm guy: Alright fine! Just put the gun down!
 

Slaanax

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That's a gooden. How about premature ejactulation guy.

Stop or I'll aaaaaarrrggh!
 

Instant K4rma

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The power to turn television sets into horseless carriages.

That, or the power to spray Poptarts out of your ankles.

Now those are some truly strange powers, if I do say so myself.
 

TriggerHappyAngel

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1. The Ability to turn Sidewalks into Cheese.
2. The Ability to give every hair on your body a name, and even remember them all.
3. The Ability to lick your elbows ... while baking 2 eggs

these would be AWESOME!!! Weird :D
 

zombiejoe

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AjimboB said:
The power to deject anyone.

Mad man points a gun at me.

Madman: Prepare to die.

Me: You're fat and no one loves you.

Madman:


I disarm madman while he cries.
Oh know, my arch nemesis the Madman is attacking you too, it's time for a cross over event

STATE FARM MAN AND CAPTAIN INSULT
 

temporalcrux

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My superpower exists, and people hate it. I have the uncanny super power to narrate events 5 minutes after they happen.
 

zombiejoe

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
1. The Ability to turn Sidewalks into Cheese.
2. The Ability to give every hair on your body a name, and even remember them all.
3. The Ability to lick your elbows ... while baking 2 eggs

these would be AWESOME!!! Weird :D
Instant K4rma said:
The power to turn television sets into horseless carriages.

That, or the power to spray Poptarts out of your ankles.

Now those are some truly strange powers, if I do say so myself.
HOW ARE YOU THINK OF THIS STUFF!?!!??

ARE YOU THINK WHAT I'M THINKING?

The League of Weird People
 

zombiejoe

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Count Igor said:
Being able to drink plastic.
And eat water.

DON'T ASK ME HOW
Ha, I did that yesterdy, when I was shooting my knife last night in the middle of the day
 

Kindlebee92

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The ability to see Octarine

the power itself isn't necessarily weird, as what the results might be for a mortal man on this strange, orb of a world of ours

seriously, not even 1 elephant keeping it up? psh
 

Lust

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Probably one of the most dangerous powers I've ever thought of, creating mini black holes with my farts.

"Oh look, it's a kitten"
"meow?"
*farts*
"Run like HELL!!"

Poor little one, we hardly knew ye.
 

rosemystica

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Psychic GPS.

I once wrote a story about a character who had this power. Basically, she could never get lost, and she could find misplaced items on demand. I would LOVE to have that power. XD

It'd be pretty useless in superheroics (except maybe for a sidekick) though.
 

Tarkthesharkjr

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The abilty to have every super power that I don't want.
The abilty to make everyone forget there middle name.
Badguy: "I will shoot you"
Me: "Sure, but whats your middle name"
Badguy: "Its, hmm, its just, hmmmmmm"
Me: Kicks badguy in the balls.
The abilty to make anyone I want beleive that they are in a relationship with anyone else, I would use it to creat wreak choas via complex love triangles.