Well...my house just got egged

[ae86gamer]

Thats never happened to me.

But if it did... I'd murder them. All of them. And no, I'm not overreacting.

 

[XJ-0461]

Me, some friends and some guy had a beer can thrown at us by some chavs. I don't think that was a halloween thing though.

 

[meatloaf231]

Scrape them up and scramble them.

If possible, do it in front of the kids who egged your house in the first place, and thank them for the food. Be as cheerful as possible.

 

[Trivun]

Clean the egg off your walls, then grab a shotgun. It's time to go a'hunting...

 

[Cid Silverwing]

BB's or paintball. But I love better the idea of dressing up like Leatherhead and run out of your house with a live chainsaw to scare the piss outta the brats.

 

[Fasckira]

My window got egged once in my last flat - was very hard to clean up egg on the outside of a window when you're 3 floors up and they only open at the top.

 

[thebrainiac1]

It doesn't happen to my house anymore.

It USED to happen often, until I caught one of the buggers about to do it, egg in hand.
I took his cell, called his mother (who was working a night shift and was even MORE pissed than I was) who swiftly drove over, screamed at him for 20 minutes louder than an air-raid siren, and then threatened to kick him out of the house if he ever tried anything similar again.


The kid spread the word, now even some adults are afraid to come near.

 

[Rook]

no one came to my house.it looks what it is...haunted.well not anymore but it was about 6 years ago and still looks like its haunted.its big and old and because im not too close to town its quite dark aswell so...

 

[chronobreak]

Egging sucks, people should not do that even if it is a tradition. Toilet paper is a much better alternative. Unless it rains, then it would be a little more difficult. It sucks when mischef extends into destruction of property.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

Now, we all know paedophiles are bad, but It's not exactly the smartest thing to do, especially seeing as he was an ex-con. He served his time, so why put him through extra hassle? He would have gone through just as many hardships in prison. Now, I don't mean to sympathise, but cause and effect had played it's role, and it just makes you look thuggish.

/rant.

There are some things that you do to a person that will haunt them for the rest of their lives. He was 43. She was 14. He deserves to be put through hell even out of the jail cell.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

Normally I would've applauded this, but now I've actually watched The Woodsman, I'm just going to think you're a bit of a jerk. No offense.

OT: No, because I answer the door in costume, give out good treats, and don't slip hypodermic needles in there. That's really all you need to do to stop shit like this, it's the cheapo's who pretend to not be home who get it.

What's the Woodsman?

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hmm, I didn't get many trick or treaters tonight. It made me a sad panda

My friends house got a cake thrown at his window, but it wasn't on halloween.

Nothing like that has happened to me

 

[postzit]

i have a big stick to push kids from throwing distace,its a really big stick.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time me and my friends threw bricks through a pedophile's (ex-con) window

similar from the other side of the throw i suppose

The hell? I've done alot of stuff in the past, but bricking windows? Don't you think that's a step to far mate?

he was a pedophile

Yea, and you're neither the judge 'nor the jury.

but the people who WERE decided he was a pedophile...

But that's nothing to do with you, just because he's a peado doesn't give you the right to go put a brick through his window. I ain't condoning whatever he did, but doing something like that to some random bloke is just over the top.

He was 43. She was 14. The fucker deserves anything anybody does to him

Alright mate, well you keep up that attitude and best of luck not dropping the soap.

I do believe you're mistaking my petty misdemeanor for the sort of heinous crime commited by the man I destroyed the property of.