Well that was stupid.

[Jedamethis]

i came home kinda late (3-4 am), and while i took off my socks i felt i needed to use the bathroom.
instead of throwing the socks to the laundry bin and walking to the toilet, i threw the socks to the toilet and started walking to the laundy bin... took me a second to realise the stupidity and i laughed for about 5 minutes at myself after it

I've done that before, more commonly putting milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.

 

[Xojins]

I managed to fall down almost a full flight of stairs when I was drunk one night. Didn't get hurt at all, but I was being really stupid at the time.

 

[fearofsleep]

after a power outage, i used my ipod as light. i then tried to find my ipod with my ipod without realizing what was wrong. also, the ipod had little battery and died shortly after i realized my mistake.

 

[Mydnyght]

How in the hell did you manage to fall upstairs?!

It involves running upstairs with no regard to the stairs themselves then trying not to break your teeth when you hit the stairs.

I lost my footing while going up a set of stairs and hit my forehead on one of the stairs. Does that count as falling upstairs?

(Thank goodness it was my forehead and not my GLASSES... Gah, I don't even wanna think about THAT...>_<)

 

[no oneder]

Searching for stuff that's already in your hand.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I would have flung a bit of water onto the pan. Water never lies after all. As for stupid things I've done: I've fallen up stairs. It kinda sucks >.>

Damn, i hate it when that happens.

I remember looking for a pen when all along it was in my hand. "Stupid brain!"

 

[imnot]

"I wonder if this pan is hot"

[Guess what happened here!]

"OW JESUS FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

I did that, several time's.
I warmed some hot chocolate up for about 3 minuites once in a microwave.
I could'nt taste for about 3 week's.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Once when I was annoyed I wasn't really thinking. I was slamming doors behind me and stuff, and when I walked into the kitchen I went to the cupboard to find summit to munch on. I opened the cupboard violently and swung it right into my face -_-

And that just made me more angry! >.<

 

[SplicedUp068]

I once accidentally threw a large slab of cement on my brothers foot. He bled quite a bit.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

my girlfriend at the time tripped over and I was busy lecturing her on her complete inability to pay atten.... I was cut short as I walked into a lamppost, didn't hear the end of that one for two weeks.

I was in a metal club ashing my fag into a discarded drink, i then reached for my drink and picked up the ashed in drink and had a swig, I then swapped the drinks around so i wouldn't do it again and ashed in my drink, life is tricky when you are fucked

 

[ultimateownage]

Once I was bored in a car, so I started fiddling with the lighter socket. I pulled out the little cap thing that sticks inside it, and I looked in the middle and saw loads of metal. Later I stick it back in the lighter socket, click the interesting button on the top of it that pushes the metal down into the connector, pulled it back out again and decided to touch the metal. It felt about the same has when I put that soldering iron on my hand.

 

[ejb626]

I once thought it would be funny to come after my friends with a vacuum cleaner I smashed a bowl and in order to get me to stop my friend hit me in the nuts.

Another time while home alone and went looking for my wallet and couldn't find I eventually flew into a violent rage and started shouting "WHERE IS IT!!!!" at the top of my lungs and throwing things and then I found it, I had walked past it several times over the course of looking for it.

Me and my friend when we were going through our Middle School Asshole phase used to yell insults at cars as they drove past "That car looks horrible!" "Aren't you a little old to be riding a motorcycle!" honestly I'm surprised we didn't get run over.

 

[William Dickbringer]

when I was younger I stuck a finger in the light bulb socket and I touched a cattle fence without thinking (I was 5 didn't think that much)

Searching for stuff that's already in your hand.

yep been there done that it's funny when people tell you it's in your hand and you reply "it's no- oh look there it is"

 

[dragonslayer32]

I had a can of Fosters in my hand and my friend asked me the time so I tilted my hand to see my watch. It looked like I pissed myself.

I also grabbed a lightbulb that had been on for 2 days ( I was about 5). My skin peeled off onto the lightbulb, that was quite nasty.

 

[Dapsen]

"Yeah, I can easily hold this 99,5% full bowl of boiling water, while pouring the remaining boiling water into the sink! "

My hand was über-sensitive for 2 days, and it hurt like hell for the first 3 hours ):.

Also: "Hmm, how hard do I have to press this razor blade against my skin, for it to bleed?".

 

[no oneder]

Searching for stuff that's already in your hand.

yep been there done that it's funny when people tell you it's in your hand and you reply "it's no- oh look there it is"

It is funny, but you can't help but feeling stupid.

 

[Free Thinker]

Cooking bacon while not wearing a shirt. Don't do it. EVER!

 

[Gaderael]

So, I was making a sandwich, I thought some nice thinly sliced onions would be awesome. I hauled out the mandolin (not the musical instrument, but a very sharp slicing tool, similar to a shredder but with on blade). Anyway, being a total idiot, I do not use the top of it to hold the onion in place, think I only need a little bit of the onion, so my fingers will not get close to the blade. So of course, a couple of slices in my fingers slip off the onion and right into the blade, where I slice of the tip of my middle finger. It took about fourty-five minutes to get it to stop bleeding, and a shit load of gauze. I went to work the next day, like an idiot, thinking I can use my hand fine there, and I break it open twice and cannot get it to stop. So, my missus comes and drags me to the emergency room, all the while razzing my for being an idiot. It was well deserved.

And all of this was:

Because I'm hungry damnit.

 

[butternut]

Getting out of the shower, drying myself putting on my glasses, then walking around confused wondering where my glasses are?

I've done it more than once.

 

[radarbsm]

Walked to my car with my laptop in a thunderstorm. Which in turned soaked my laptop and it is now ruined.