WH40k: Space Marine Cleansing Console Heretics

[sanzo]

*(This was a joke, 40k fanboys. Thus far, the only things we know that Gears and Space Marine have in common are: Lots of blood, third-person perspective, and a fondness for combining chainsaws with other types of weaponry. Heck, Space Marine might not even have a cover system.)

I wouldn't be surprised if someone beat me to it, but you forgot to mention that they both have roid-monkeys as game characters.

Only difference being space marines are created that way

 

[Ultrajoe]

Only difference being space marines are created that way

They eat your brains to read your memories. And spit poison. I am not kidding.

 

[sanzo]

Only difference being space marines are created that way

They eat your brains to read your memories. And spit poison. I am not kidding.

Oh, I know. While I don't play 40k so much anymore, Space Marines, along with Grey Knights and Sisters of Battle, were my army of choice

Also: that picture of Calgar is epic

 

[Sevre]

Don't think it'll be much good but I could be wrong, it's just Relic putting out a RPG as market research to see what people want in 40k Online so it doesn't turn into the trainwreck that was WAR.So if you don't like it, 40k Online will be better.

 

[lanostos]

Only difference being space marines are created that way

They eat your brains to read your memories. And spit poison. I am not kidding.

Actually here's a list of their implants:

- Second heart

- Ossmodula: turns bonesinto a ceramic based substance(very hard) and transforms the ribcage into a solid bullet-proof plate.

- Biscopea: increases muscle growth

- Haemastamen: replaces the blood with super efficient bright red liquid.

- Larraman's Organ: Faster healing.

- Catalepsean Node: Allows the user to spend weeks without sleeping by shutting off parts of his brain not essential for the immediate task.

- Preomnor: Neutralises poisons or indigestible food. Essentially makes space marines poison-proof.

- Omophagea: Allows the SM to acquire the memories (partial) or animals they eat.

- Multi-lung: Allows the SM to breathe in poisoned atmosphere, low-oxygen environments or water.

- Occulobe:superior vision (can see in the dark).

- Lyman's Ear: Makes the SM imperviousto dizzyness and aloows him tofilterout certain noises.

- Melanochrome: Makes the skin compensate for Strong lights. This makes the SM sunburn-proof as well as giving him instant tans (seriously) He's also impervious to radiation.

- Neuroglottis: Super efficient taste, makes the SM able to distinguish most components by taste. (this gives em the title "Ceramite cooks")

- Mucranoid: Sweat that coats the skin and offers protection against extreme colds or heat.

- Betcher's Gland: They spit corrosive venom (also knows as liquid awesomeness)


I dont see the godamned gears of war with any of this.

SPAEC MARINS RUL.

 

[eelel]

Why do they have to keep makeing games based on this? Why can't they just leave it as a table top war game?

 

[Nouw]

Boring Ultramarines...at least use Black Templars they have a intresting back story and are completely insane.

Ultramarines was just a example chapter.

OT:Goodie! Another game for my 360

 

[TsunamiWombat]

OH GOD YES THE PROJECT LI--- oh screw you thread necromancer -_-

 

[TheFacelessOne]

. . .

Wow...umm...

Awesome.

I'm just getting into the Warhammer 40k series, seeing as I just finished a prototype space marine for my new army.

*Snorts and adjusts his huge eyeglasses.*

Looks awesome though. I think i'll rent it.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I've always been more of an Greenskin player myself...

*chuckles at the grammar*

The sequel to become an hero: Become an Greenskin.

Sorry, sorry. I just thought it was funny.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

-snip-

That picture...is...awesome.

Though I'm with most people here. I would've prefered something other than Ultramarines, and not Bloodravens.

Blue isn't really my color...

And their logo is just so...plain. A white U? Come on!

 

[Tortoisepower]

While i'm tempted to rush in and defend 40K from the hate, I know that It can be stopped with a single fact: What you hate, we love, and you're 100% correct. We just get to have fun with it, you poor bastards.

My second point is to say that the Ultramarines are nothing but liquid sex and awesome. Look at that picture, look at it. That's god damn Marneus Augustus Calgar, the living embodiment of kicking ass and recording your title on an honor roll of the slain. One day, he was out killing stuff, and realized it was really hard to punch tanks to death with his hands full of assault weaponry. So he decided to turn his fists into assault weaponry, so he could punch you while shooting you and perhaps even hold yet more assault weaponry with his now free hands.

Ultramarines: Popular for a reason. And have the word Ultra in their name. Which is awesome.

For The Emperor.

Note: Still, would have preffered space wolves or Black Templars, hell, i'd love to play as Alpha Legion (I always knew they were good guys)

Ladies and gentlemen,THE FANBOY (just kidding)
anyway i have one and only on resignation about it being Ultramarines or even marines for that matter. As everyone continues to say Ultramarines are GW favorite cos there popular (probably why the armys been re-released more times in the last ten years the dark elder have....ever!) but thats the problem with them being to heros of the new game. Dont get me wrong i love marines in fact im an ultramarine myself but if the space marines are the new game then people are going to play the game then about 1 in 100 will give warhammer 40k a go and what army will they want to collect. Marines and we have to many marines what i want is people collecting dark elder and necrons so the GW producers will get off there rumps and re-release them instead of what evers up there pipe after space wolfs and scavarn (the rats)


And being a greenskin hero would be KICKASS image finally getting to play on the side which takes casualties in the millions and still has twice that left over and plus you wouldnt be able to just charge ahead of your lines as you'd be vaporised you'd have to be "taktikal" (sorry horrible joke) about it and hide behind minions.....alot

 

[Jandau]

So, no PC version? Gee thanks Relic, for ignoring the platform that made you into what you are today...

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
This thread is dead,
game probably is too,
Thread Necromancers,
I hate you.

 

[Tortoisepower]

everyone loves poetry