What Amusing/Bizarre Lifestyle Do You Want The Royal Baby To Have?

Basement Cat

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1) First thought is that I'd like him to grow up and become a true megalomaniac. I want a future king who's addled enough to try to take back real political power for the Crown. Someone who'd try to rebuild the late but mighty British Empire upon which "The sun never set".

2) Or, alternatively, one of those (unskilled) rock star wannabes who spend their lives trying to make it big even into their 40's when people just cringe at the way they constantly humiliate themselves on stage.



I was inspired to make this thread by the following post:

GundamSentinel said:
When it comes to Royal Houses, the British royal family is an excessively boring bunch. I'm no royalist at all, but I can live with the Dutch royal family. The British family however... ugh. I would love it if he grew up to be a goth. That would be fun.
Plenty of folks are going out of their way to proclaim that the couldn't care less about the newborn British prince (and future king) but I expect we can all sink our teeth into this! O_O
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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Prince Harry's got more than enough daft under his ginger locks for the entire family. All I'm hoping for is that they end up naming the new Prince something that's guaranteed to piss off traditionalists.

ALL HAIL KING GARETH THE FIRST!
 

Euryalus

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A king or queen megalomaniac sounds like something I could get behind. XD

It would take real balls to try and take that kind of power back. I could get behind a bastard of that evilness,
libertarian tendencies or no XD

I mean there's nothing stopping them technically.
 

sextus the crazy

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Honestly, I was hoping the baby would come out Black or Pakistani, as a Giant fuck you to the British Monarchy.

OT: Here's hoping Prince Hellspawn the first turns out to be a giant Weeaboo.
 

Jolly Co-operator

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I'd like him to grow up with a mental disorder that makes him thinks he's the protagonist of a JRPG. He'd walk into random peoples' houses, taking their loose change and old pants. He'd basically be the elephant in the room for the entire country, with nobody wanting to comment on his intrusive yet mostly harmless eccentricities, even though everybody is perplexed by it.
 

Caiphus

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It could be like Rogue Legacy. The kid could turn out to be a far-sighted dwarf with vertigo and irritable bowel syndrome.
 

Abomination

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I actually hope he's gay... because it would just be a giant "fuck you" to any luddites who think there's anything wrong with it.

It would probably throw a spanner in the works of inheritance but we'd all enjoy having a big gay king.
 

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I don't want him to have an amusing or bizarre lifestyle, because that would mean people talking about him, and I've had enough of people talking about him and he's not even a week old.
 

Shock and Awe

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It would be infinitely amusing to see a British monarch try and take back power from Parliament, so that would be pretty funny. Or he could take the fact that he has no real power to heart and do the thing with the hats people always photoshop onto Sweden's king, except for real.
 

Saltyk

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I'd be happy if he had no quirks. I barely care about the royal family at all, but I would hate to see people try to use the young prince to push some sort of political agenda. The kid is a day old, give or take. Lay off him. And yes, there have apparently been some people hoping for some sort of minor issue like gender identity issues or being gay.
 

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[a href=http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-born,33171/]I want him to be the spawn of Satan.[/a]

Seriously though, I really don't care. His personality really doesn't change much at all.
 

Lady Lucky

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I'd want him to have Narcolepsy! I can just imagine it, big state dinner with leaders from other countries. The prince is sitting there in his formalwear, listening to polite conversation and then.... PLOP! Face first into his dinner plate! Bits of food flying in every direction... Outstanding!
 

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I... kinda want him to be an international wrestler who persona mimics The Prince of The King of All Cosmos... Even at his early age, he would pretend to roll up everything into a giant ball in order to please his father...

Then, during his own royal wedding, instead of playing the traditional wedding music... It's the song "Katamari on the Rocks" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es]!!
 

Callie

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I kinda want the family to turn into the incredibles, and the baby is JackJack. Then barack obama is frozone, and is all like 'honey, where is my supersuit'.
 

StBishop

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Go to Eaton, Go to an Oxbridge institution, Join the military.

Mine's pretty realistic.

Abomination said:
I actually hope he's gay... because it would just be a giant "fuck you" to any luddites who think there's anything wrong with it.

It would probably throw a spanner in the works of inheritance but we'd all enjoy having a big gay king.
Nah bro, everyone who's in line for the throne is well aware that they are. You'd have no difficulty finding people showing you exactly how they're the true and rightful heir.

It'd be Harry's kids (the new prince's cousins) or Harry's grandkids (the new prince's nephews and nieces)

Lady Lucky said:
I'd want him to have Narcolepsy! I can just imagine it, big state dinner with leaders from other countries. The prince is sitting there in his formalwear, listening to polite conversation and then.... PLOP! Face first into his dinner plate! Bits of food flying in every direction... Outstanding!
Prince Phillip already does that.
 

Soxafloppin

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My friend put £1 on him playing premiership football, odds where 1000/1.

I hope they give him a daft modern name like MacKenzie or something, and he grows up to be a black lesbian or something.
 

Eddie the head

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My ancestors fought and died so that I don't have to care about the royal family. So I'm not going to give a shit. Not just for me, but for America!
 

Scarim Coral

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Since rockstar has been taken, how about an actor? Someone from royal heritage and can act (wheather he's good or bad at acting will be up to you) would be an interesting lifestyle.