What are the worst double standards?

[Singularly Datarific]

So, I've noticed a lot of double standards, and for the record of my example, I am a dude.
The first one I noticed was the sleeping with many others
Guy: Stud
Girl: Whore
What are the worse double standards you can think of?

 

[Distorted Stu]

Guy with lots of female friends - Gay
Girl with lots of guy friends - Whore

 

[Vrex360]

Halo: a watered down FPS because it has limited weapon capacity and regenerating health
Call of Duty: an awesome FPS because its limited weapon capacity makes the game tactical and the regenerating health helps keep the flow of combat.

Humans: Are awesome for Genociding entire alien races is justified because they dare oppose us
Aliens: Evil baby killing devil spawn for attacking out in self defence

 

[Shoggoth2588]

How come it's never humans that take over other planets? It's always alien overlords destroying our monuments and our bridges and our cities. Why isn't it ever us F-ing their S up eh?

 

[JanatUrlich]

When guys are like

"Yeah well girls kissing is hot. I don't mind lesbians but gay dudes are well weird"

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK IT'S THE SAME THIIIIIING

And yeah that girls being whores but guys being studs thing pisses me off too.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I say something funny: weird looks from classmates
Popular kid says same thing: epic lullzzz...

 

[Little Duck]

Guy strips: Kicked out of club
Girl Strips: Earns free bottle of champagne

(honest to god policy of a local club)

 

[bladester1]

The worst double standards are the ones made up by parents. Glad they don't pull that crap on me anymore, I'll move the hell out.

 

[Woodsey]

When guys are like

"Yeah well girls kissing is hot. I don't mind lesbians but gay dudes are well weird"

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK IT'S THE SAME THIIIIIING

And yeah that girls being whores but guys being studs thing pisses me off too.

Yeah but the guy wants to get involved with the lesbians. He doesn't want to get involved with the gay guys, so it would be weird for him to watch/think about (if he was straight obviously).


I doubt girls think other girls getting off is completely normal (although most seem more willing to do it then a guy would).

 

[WeedWorm]

People who think drugs like cannabis are bad but then buy a six pack of beer and a pack of cigarettes.

 

[sms_117b]

Opening a door for a woman/girl = Chauvinistic pig
Not opening a door for a woman/girl = Selfish pig

I got loads, double standards seem to follow me around constantly

 

[cheesemanxl]

Guys: Masturbation -Gross
Girls: Masturbation -Awesome

 

[JanatUrlich]

Yeah but the guy wants to get involved with the lesbians. He doesn't want to get involved with the gay guys, so it would be weird for him to watch/think about (if he was straight obviously).


I doubt girls think other girls getting off is completely normal (although most seem more willing to do it then a guy would).

That's bullshit. You can't just accept something because it's attractive and reject something almost exactly the same because it's not.

Having that certain double standard annoys me even more than people who are blatantly homophobic.

 

[GoldenCondor]

When If you follow the man with the candy, you will get raped, but if you don't, you don't get any candy.

 

[The Rascal King]

Male Professional sports player (except Tennis) - Totally Straight

Female Professional sports player (except Tennis.......well maybe) - Obvious Lesbian

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

So, I've noticed a lot of double standards, and for the record of my example, I am a dude.
The first one I noticed was the sleeping with many others
Guy: Stud
Girl: Whore
What are the worse double standards you can think of?

The difference is, a guy actually has to work for it, most any bird can just spread her legs and someone will hit it.

As for the topic, I dunno really, black people are automatically much cooler than me and they get to play the race card. Does that count? I'm not sure really.

 

[Flamezdudes]

How come it's never humans that take over other planets? It's always alien overlords destroying our monuments and our bridges and our cities. Why isn't it ever us F-ing their S up eh?

Look at Avatar which comes out in December. We are invading and ruining an Aliens land.

 

[Woodsey]

Yeah but the guy wants to get involved with the lesbians. He doesn't want to get involved with the gay guys, so it would be weird for him to watch/think about (if he was straight obviously).


I doubt girls think other girls getting off is completely normal (although most seem more willing to do it then a guy would).

That's bullshit. You can't just accept something because it's attractive and reject something almost exactly the same because it's not.

Having that certain double standard annoys me even more than people who are blatantly homophobic.

I think we may be hitting at similar but separate points.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I say something funny: weird looks from classmates
Popular kid says same thing: epic lullzzz...

This.

I know this guy called Chris who is really popular, and anything that comes out of his mouth is automatically funny, whereas if I say something that is equally funny, I get told 'shut up, Tom. That's not even funny'.

The same thing happens when I quote comedians : /

I evaded this double standard by flipping out on people.
I say something funny, no one laughs, the guy behind me says the same thing, everyone laughs. I say something else funny, people tell me to shut the hell up, I flip out, turn over a guys desk, and then say "This asshole gets to copy every fucking thing I say and you laugh! Why the fuck is he so special? You fucking tell me! Right fucking now!"
I got a day of in-school suspension, but it was so worth it.

On Topic, I don't get the whole, "Guy who sleeps with a lot of women is awesome" while "Woman who sleeps with a lot of men is a slut" thing.

 

[Davey Woo]

When guys are like
"Yeah well girls kissing is hot. I don't mind lesbians but gay dudes are well weird"

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK IT'S THE SAME THIIIIIING

That's the only double standard I've noticed, I don't get why guys say that.