What are your favorite dying last words?

Black Arrow Officer

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"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
-Karl Marx

I love this one. I don't agree with Marx on many things, but this quote says more than the dying words of almost everyone in history. So, what are your favorite?
 

Aidinthel

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Real life:
"This is no time to make new enemies."
-Voltaire (Was asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan)

Fiction:
"Max ... dearest of all my friends ... I was supposed to be the hero ..."
-Vladimir Lem, Max Payne 2

Also, I'm pretty sure "dying last words" is redundant.
 

Scarim Coral

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I guess I'm the first to say-

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg" (Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.)
 

VoidWanderer

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I can't remember who, but the best has to be...

"Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I'll do."
 

tahrey

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"Ah... This is it... I can see the light... Just remember, whatever you do, don't touch th..." *death rattle*
 

shimyia

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"Did you or did you not have sex with my mother?!?!?!?"
- Sterling Archer (he doesn't acctually die but it seemed that way when he said it) :D
 

Amaury_games

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"Clever girl."; from Muldoon, in the movie Jurassic Park - If I die by the hands of someone.

*still thinking of something clever or funny to say in my deathbed*
 

Absimilliard

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When asked by a priest if he forgave his enemies, the dying Spanish Captain-General Ramón Blanco y Erenas said "I have no enemies, I've had them all shot"...