"Go get an officer. I refuse to be shot by a private."
These were to be the last words of official badass [http://www.badassoftheweek.com/upham.html] Captain Charles Hazlitt Upham, upon a failed attempt to escape a POW camp. After becoming hopelessly tangled in barbed wire and caught he lit a cigarette told the German soldier who was about to kill him to fetch someone more worthy of he task. However the German Officer, upon realising that the only entity worthy of taking out Upham was an explosive Tyrannosaur, instead helped Upham out of the wire, later sending him to Colditz Castle.