What are your favorite dying last words?

Hal10k

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Wushu Panda said:
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it
Autopsy later revealed that he was not, in fact, an elephant.
 

HiReception

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I have no proof that it was actually used, and given the context it probably wasn't, but a user on a message board, when he announced his illness, was told to make his last words:

"Respawn in 10, 9, 8, 7..."
 

emeraldrafael

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Blargh McBlargh said:
emeraldrafael said:
How dare you forget the neutral planet's leader! He'd be so indifferent to it!!

OT: Probably doesnt count since he didnt die, but I have a friend who jumped off a car roof while car surfing (cause you know, nothing better to do on a Wednesday afternoon in the summer), got speared on a branch through his chest, then when it he hit the ground he broken clavicle and Two of his orbital bones (his frontal and zygomatic, he hit a rock). he lived after some rather major (read expensive) surgery.

His last words?

Slow down to 70? *****, I want you to go 100, 80 is for Pussies and I wanna clear through those branches.

he won of course (since we measure by who has the least amount of roadrash, and he had none).
... Impaled on a branch? Brutal. o_O
And he didnt die either.

he actually wanted to uproot the tree, then plant it in his yard, but his parents werent springing for the expense.
 

Stikibunn

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"If [Heaven is] all gold and diamonds, I don't want
to go !" The child was crying now.
"Oh, Meg, I want to be alive! How'd you like to
die, Meg, when you're only thirteen? Think
how lonely I'll be without you all. Oh, Meg!
oh, Pip, Pip! oh, Baby! Nell!"

~Helen 'Judy' Woolcot
Taken from "Seven Little Australians" By Ethel Turner

"Stop trains. Munitions ship on fire. Approaching Pier 6. Goodbye."
~Vince Coleman Train dispatcher

"Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it!"
~ David A. Johnston, Volcanologist (The moment Mt St Helens erupted)
 

Agow95

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"Damn, I was planning to say something brilliant before I died"
This is what I will say, not sure if it has already been said.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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"FREEDOM!!!"
-William Wallace

"Oh shit, I forgot to load it"
-Kurt Kobain (sorry if your offended offended)

"Ow"
-various artists
 

Nylarathotep

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"Why yes, a bullet-proof vest!"

James Roges, upon the firing squad commander asking if he had a last request.
 

Wintermoot

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dude I know what I,m doing!

wow! I AM vulnerable to bullets!

don't worry with this thing on I,m like the terminator. (cookie for reference)
 

dark-mortality

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You know what? One of my favorite villian doesn't give a grand speech, nor does he give any final words seconds before he dies. Yes people, I am talking about Kefka. Now, before you flame-rape me, Kefka talks to you BEFORE the fight, and you aren't exactly guaranteed to win, so basically, when you beat Kefka, he simply dies... And in a way, that is pretty powerful.

Anyway, despite the fact that I have never played FF7, 'I Will... never become a memory' by Sephiroth is still pretty strong.

But my all time favorite comes from... I actually do not know. To be honest, my range of games and quotes are pretty limited, and I can't really remember any good quotes. The same comes to books, TV, and other forms of Media. Therefore I will simply steal one from Yathzee:

"Deranged Paranoid Power Fantasy For Right-Wing Shut-Ins Who Would Blow Their Own Nuts Off The Moment They Were Handed An Actual FireArm, Probably Already Have Done... shooter."
 

Wintermute_

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"What are you doing with that gun?" -can't remember for the life of me...

That or "Come on, what could possibly go wrong?", spoken by undoubtably far to many people dangling Murphy's Law temptingly in front of Fate.
 

Odinsson

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Soods said:
"But... silver kills monsters"
-Jacques de Aldersberg
If that's the Jacques de Aldersberg from The Witcher, I believe the quote is 'but that sword is for monsters...'
 
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Bender: I'm dying *cough* I need mouth-to-ass resuscitation.
Fry: I'm on it.*puff puff puff puff* It's not working!
Bender: Hee hee hee. I die happy knowing you fell for that *bleghhhhh*