What do you consider to be your "racial ability"?

Shock and Awe

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Lucky Grim said:
I am inordinaely lucky, seeing as how I've walked out of too many bad positions without even a scrath, and I can handle an ungodly amount of liquor for my weight without immediate repercussions. Look at my name, and guess my heritage :p

P.S- my favorite color is green
Jew?
 

tristow

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Shanecooper said:
Being an Aussie, I am allowed to dick around at any time and get away with it so long as I say that anyone who calls me out is Un-Australian.
god i love being australian
 

Kimarous

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My mother was Canadian-born to Dutch parents and my father was half-English, half-Irish.

My racial ability: Unorthodox Alchemy

I often combine two things that don't normally mix and come out with a decent result. Two notable examples include copious amounts of tea within beer mugs and hotdogs having Thousand Islands salad dressing as a condiment.
 

Hypocratic Oath

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Rolling 25% native american, i get a natural collage discount, it stacks with scholarship buffs, and a +5 to casino erecting.
 

e2density

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I am from India. I get two abilities since my country is so poor.

1. "Hook a Guru Up"
I have a 75% higher chance of getting a job at a convenience store than any other race.

2. "Computer Fiend"
+80% Computer Knowledge
+40% Computer Fixer

My dad is Irish, so I look kind of Mexican, but I also get Irish powers too.

1. "Seriously, I drive better buzzed"
+50% Drunkenness Resistance
 

Captain Dickens

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Being American with Norwegian ancestry, I have the power to rip peoples limbs off and then beat them to death with them, and the ability to take everyone's money if the toaster I bought from them didn't tell me to not use it in the bathtub while it's plugged in.
 

Tonimata

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ParadoxBG said:
Tonimata said:
I, being a spaniard, have the ability to annoy by postponing and procrastinating until the next day.

What about you?

(I know, shallow post, but I just got back from fencing and my brain is not focusing. DEAL WITH IT)
You're a Spaniard? Who just got back from fencing? Is your name...INIGO MONTOYA? lol jk sorry

OT: Irish, so I guess drinking copious amounts of alcohol with no ill effects.

Though I don't drink, so I guess I'm like when Peter Parker wimped out in the second Spiderman movie, excapt for always :p
No, don't worry, not Iñigo Montoya, but possibly more awesome :D
 

sauerkraus

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Being Alaskan, I have the power to look down on the continental U.S.

....and bum seals.

EDIT: club the seals. bum the natives.
 

combat90

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I wouldnt exactly call that a racial ability, more like a class, a really stupid class, on the lvl of 'Politician'.
 

B Goy

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Being English the ability to be Europe's last hope in a World War and not have competitive parliament
 

B Goy

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The ability to start enslaving an entire race and kicking them off their land and then stopping it and making Europe copy it because I just beat up an evil Frenchie