What do you think rule No. 1 of the Internet should be?

[Whitenail]

Never forget that at the end of the day you're manipulating text and files in cyberspace with the company of people doing exactly the same thing.

 

[Broken Blade]

A lot have people said it, but "Don't be a dick." Actually, that should be rule 1 for life too.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

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And now you're lying to yourself. You know you'd do Bridget if he came to you and asked...I would-with no regrets!

Oh, don't get me wrong, you're damn right I would, I'd just be really ashamed though. Although considering I just admitted that...

Rule 1: Don't overload the 'net with traps or reverse traps.

 

[lava_lamp]

Rule 1: Black dick is sexy.

 

[Nouw]

Do not be a dick.

Sums up my feelings.

 

[Zarthek]

Children should not be allowed on it.

Serious.
Too many idiotic kids on it who have no idea how to use the thing safely and properly.

OH LETS GIVE OUR 14 YEAR OLD CHILD A WEB CAM .

That couldn't go wrong at all.

15 year old here, not all of us are quite that stupid, even if it is a good sum...*feels ashamed of age group*

OT: Punctuation is a wounderful thing and should be used, but if someone makes a small typo, don't turn into a grammar nazi.

Same thing here. Oh how I despise grouping by age.


OT:.. Can't go wrong with the first two that are already in place. Don't Talk about /b/ and Do NOT talk about /b/

 

[NEVRINx54]

use "common sense."

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

The only rule I put in every website terms of use I've ever written:

"Don't be a dick."

Pretty much this.

 

[randomsix]

Rule number 1: Get back under your bridge.

Sure, maybe it's cynical, but I think it's pretty much true.

 

[airplanedude550]

Rule #1- Keep your pants on. (literally!)

 

[Fuselage]

There is already rules of the internet.
I am not allowed to talk about Rule 1 and 2 but I can tell you about Rule 34.
"There is porn of it, No exception"
Rule 35 basically proves this to be true.
"If there is no porn found at the moment, it will be made"
Rule 42 is very basic and very, very true.
"Nothing is Sacred"

 

[WanderingFool]

If you're going to say something, that everybody is going to hate, just for lols... GTFO...

 

[Romblen]

Rule 1. Don't throw a tantrum every time somebody insults you on the internet. Nobody cares.

That, or

Rule 1. Don't try to be edgy just for the sake of being edgy. Edgy Edgerton on the Edge of Edgyness you are not. /blatant Stolen Pixels joke

 

[Christopher Roberts]

No1 Rule:
There is lots and lots of porn.
Pace yourself.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Rule #1: YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE!!!

 

[hem dazon 90]

Tits or GTFO.

Yeah I know I know but screw you its better than stuff people will never follow like "don't feed the troll".

 

[Canadian Briton]

Don't make troll threads just because you are bored. I should know. I still feel like an asshole for making that thread.

 

[no one really]

No wankers! : P

 

[RanD00M]

you must be over 16 to use this.

Should solve a lot of problems!

No. No it wouldn't. It would fix some sites to some degree, but the internet as a whole wouldn't benefit greatly from it.

Learn English (or language of choice for the site you are posting on)

This is a good one.

Be tolerant to the beliefs of others. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

This one is fine as well.