What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Errrmmm...That's actually true

They like to spank themselves with sandpaper

 

[sb666]

Does more than just spank themselves with sandpaper... >.>

 

[Dead Seerius]

Prefers to sleep on the roof

 

[UltraDeth]

Enjoys rubbing orange peel on their nipples

 

[sb666]

 

[UltraDeth]

Created a dress made from watches

 

[kailus13]

Enjoys rubbing lemon rind into their genitalia.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sweat drips from their anus

Captcha: take a look (seems appropriate)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Would love to lick that sweat off...

 

[UltraDeth]

Shaves their armpits with a rock

 

[Neuromancer]

Has no hair in their armpits.

 

[Headsprouter]

He has *shudder* child-nurturing instincts...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lives in poopland.

 

[UltraDeth]

Uses scalding hot coffee as a lubricant 0_0

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a selection of chairs that he like to sniff to heighten his uncanny ability to tell what you had for lunch.

 

[UltraDeth]

Goes into their living room every midnight on Tuesday to perform an impromptu flannel dance with whatever underwear they are wearing to soft jazz

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wants to destroy all men's underwear.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets aroused watching a YouTube video of them lip-syncing badly to "Don't You Want Me" in BDSM gear

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can list every Ryan Gosling movie in order of similarity to him looking like a puppy.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hates puppies.