What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Kae]

You used to be hippie when you were young!

They've voted for a right-wing party at least once.

 

[Shadyside]

You voted for Vicente Fox

 

[CM156]

You voted for Ross Perot

 

[Shadyside]

You have thousands of dollars worth of guns and gun accessories.

 

[CM156]

You have thousands of dollars worth of guns and gun accessories.

Don't I wish.

You don't actually like Belle Delphine

 

[Shadyside]

Don't I wish.

You don't actually like Belle Delphine

That's correct.

OT: You are going to rig the election in favor of Donald.

 

[CM156]

That's correct.

OT: You are going to rig the election in favor of Donald.

Why would I rig the election for someone I'm not even voting for?

OT: You're going to vote for the Libertarian party.

 

[Shadyside]

Why would I rig the election for someone I'm not even voting for?

OT: You're going to vote for the Libertarian party.

You only like guns, because you need them to validate your masculinity. Without them, you are just a soyboy cuck.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Actually replaced his dick with a handgun.

 

[CM156]

That they're not actually a dog posting on the forum

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Is a few cocker spaniels in a trench coat posting on the forum

 

[CM156]

Is actually a Xoloitzcuintle posting on the forum.

 

[Shadyside]

You started Qanon to make people even more rabid and stupid.

 

[Kae]

He is the current Qanon.

 

[Shadyside]

You are in a famous mariachi band

 

[Mister Mumbler]

You are the singer in that same mariachi band

 

[Shadyside]

Your dog gave the president the chinese virus

 

[blockhead77]

Your cat tried to save the president from the chinese virus

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Has a sphere for head; the block is just a disguise

 

[Kae]

Doesn't actually know anything about cars, he just googles some stuff and improvises the rest.