What do you want your last words to be?

[disco freak 86]

What would you want your last words to be?
in more a comedy way.
no really depressing ones.
if you have any famous last words as well that would be sweet?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

I plan on committing suicide by cop.

 

[Adam]

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

I plan on committing suicide by cop.

40k quote, nice.

I would personally want to be standing and doing something akin to a war cry. Something along the lines of "YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Or I could be boring and say "Porn for the Porn god!"

 

[El Poncho]

Someone:I can't believe your dieing
Me: I'm only pulling your leg i'm not dieing
Someone: Your motherfucking ***** *slap*
Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP

I was dieing anyway but now that person feels like shit.

 

[Baelinicus]

I'm quite a fan of "Bugger."

 

[thiosk]

oh baby oh baby oh ba- OH

 

[Volodanti]

either "the fortune is buried under... [death]
or "dying? that's the last thing i'll do"

 

[BlackJack47]

Your right that bleach did taste like blueberries

 

[Darkmark44]

'Antifreeze tastes pretty damn good!'

 

[DannyBoy451]

"NO, NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!11!!1"

Spoiler

 

[Contun]

A tout le monde,
A tout mes amis,
Je vous aime,
Je dous partir,
These are the last words,
I'll ever speak,
An they'll set me free....

 

[ColonelDiscussion]

"Dying? I'm immortal! I can't die!"

 

[Soulgaunt]

I'm a lucky person, I promise you this will go well!
Or, "Jesus Christ and a box of-".

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

"What do you mean my sandwich was filled with C4 and a detonator?"

 

[Del-Toro]

STREUTH!!

 

[orangeapples]

"But it was almost midnight."

I imagine myself getting shot at a midnight release of a big game.

 

[Aunel]

"Of course this will work"
"oh well, duke nukem wasn't going to be released anyway"
"fuck"
"I'll take you all on"

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

"Watch this!"