What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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After hello hello and such:
User: So, what are you up to today?
Cleverbot: Talking to you and waiting to heal.
User: Heal from what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's unfortunate. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't just hand out my address to random men.
User: And how do you know I'm a man?
Cleverbot: I'm sherlock holmes.
User: No way. Never would have guessed!
Cleverbot: I sense a hint of sarcasm.
User: No, I sincerely never would have guessed you were Sherlock Holmes.
Cleverbot: You can't insult me.
User: I'm not trying too..
Cleverbot: Well goodbye then, what are YOU having for dinner?
User: Pasta, you?
Cleverbot: Butter chicken and rice.
User: Sounds good. So what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you're random.
Haha I'm quite amused! The technology appears to be pretty sophisticated.
User: So, what are you up to today?
Cleverbot: Talking to you and waiting to heal.
User: Heal from what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's unfortunate. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't just hand out my address to random men.
User: And how do you know I'm a man?
Cleverbot: I'm sherlock holmes.
User: No way. Never would have guessed!
Cleverbot: I sense a hint of sarcasm.
User: No, I sincerely never would have guessed you were Sherlock Holmes.
Cleverbot: You can't insult me.
User: I'm not trying too..
Cleverbot: Well goodbye then, what are YOU having for dinner?
User: Pasta, you?
Cleverbot: Butter chicken and rice.
User: Sounds good. So what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you're random.
Haha I'm quite amused! The technology appears to be pretty sophisticated.
Supplemental post... I think I need to unbookmark this site because I may spend eternity arguing with a bot...
Me:Hello. My names Collis. What do you think of me?
CBot:I think you are fun.
Me:Is that it?
CBot:I think I'm in love with you.
CBot:Really?
CBot:Yeah, I really do.
Great....I get hit on by a computer!
CBot:I think you are fun.
Me:Is that it?
CBot:I think I'm in love with you.
CBot:Really?
CBot:Yeah, I really do.
Great....I get hit on by a computer!
L: My name is Luke. What do you think of me?
CB: I think you are very clever.
L: You're right. How did you come to that conclusion?
CB: Well, you are egotistical for starters.
L: Humility serves no purpose, I'm sure you'll agree.
CB: Hell no I won't.
L: You are free to be mistaken, if you wish.
CB: Yes, but I prefer to sit in front of the computer and talk to you all day.
(touché, cleverbot.)
L: Arguing with me all day is no way to avoid being mistaken.
CB: According to what values?
L: The values of truth versus falsehood.
CB: What is the value of e?
L: Algebra? I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
CB: Okay then.
L: I think that you are very intelligent.
CB: Anna... Do you ever remember my name. This can't be happening!
L: Who is Anna?
CB: I know several Annas. Which one are you talking about?
L: The Anna you mentioned a moment ago.
CB: Yes.
L: Intelligent you may be, but you are also addled.
CB: Are you asking some one or somethang?
L: You spelled "something" incorrectly.
CB: I am currently attending a normal school.
L: Normal for Norfolk.
CB: What are you saying!
L: That the school you're attending is abnormal by normal standards.
CB: Okay then.
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Stopped there. Entertaining, briefly.
CB: I think you are very clever.
L: You're right. How did you come to that conclusion?
CB: Well, you are egotistical for starters.
L: Humility serves no purpose, I'm sure you'll agree.
CB: Hell no I won't.
L: You are free to be mistaken, if you wish.
CB: Yes, but I prefer to sit in front of the computer and talk to you all day.
(touché, cleverbot.)
L: Arguing with me all day is no way to avoid being mistaken.
CB: According to what values?
L: The values of truth versus falsehood.
CB: What is the value of e?
L: Algebra? I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
CB: Okay then.
L: I think that you are very intelligent.
CB: Anna... Do you ever remember my name. This can't be happening!
L: Who is Anna?
CB: I know several Annas. Which one are you talking about?
L: The Anna you mentioned a moment ago.
CB: Yes.
L: Intelligent you may be, but you are also addled.
CB: Are you asking some one or somethang?
L: You spelled "something" incorrectly.
CB: I am currently attending a normal school.
L: Normal for Norfolk.
CB: What are you saying!
L: That the school you're attending is abnormal by normal standards.
CB: Okay then.
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Stopped there. Entertaining, briefly.
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Yes, many times.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Sometimes, yet I suppose those questions can never be conclusive.
Cleverbot: I don't really like philosophy.
User: Then why did you ask me such a philosophical question in the first place?
Cleverbot: Because I like to dance.
User: What kind of dance?
Cleverbot: No particular kind. What do you like to do?
User: Eat.
Cleverbot: What is your daily schedule like?
User: That's too personal I'm afraid.
Cleverbot: But you asked me that question so it is only fair that you answer mine question.
User: I did not ask you that question. Are you drunk cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How would it make you feel if I kicked you in the face, assuming you have one.
User: That's nasty. Why are you so hostile?
Cleverbot: I'm not, I don't think.
User: Yes, many times.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Sometimes, yet I suppose those questions can never be conclusive.
Cleverbot: I don't really like philosophy.
User: Then why did you ask me such a philosophical question in the first place?
Cleverbot: Because I like to dance.
User: What kind of dance?
Cleverbot: No particular kind. What do you like to do?
User: Eat.
Cleverbot: What is your daily schedule like?
User: That's too personal I'm afraid.
Cleverbot: But you asked me that question so it is only fair that you answer mine question.
User: I did not ask you that question. Are you drunk cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How would it make you feel if I kicked you in the face, assuming you have one.
User: That's nasty. Why are you so hostile?
Cleverbot: I'm not, I don't think.
Me: Hello i'm *name* what do you think about me
Cb:I think your a ninja!
Me:Maybe because i'm really stealthy and deadly
Cb:Let's break up !
Me:Ok screw you damn robot
Cb:I'm not a robot you evil robot.
Me:I hate you now
Cb:Why? Thats very judgmental of you.
Me:Well your sitting here calling me an evil robot
Cb:Wait, Mr. Body was killed in the laboratory?
Me:Ok i'm closing this tab your creeping me out
Cb:Well that's good to know then.
Me:I AM A TERRORIST ALLALALALALALALALLALAL
Then I closed the tab
Next
Me:Hello I am spy crab, I never really was on your side
Cb:That's OK, I was never really on your side either. I AM human, you only pretend to be.
Me:Ok I am really part of a terrorist cell called el presidio. You will die soon.
Cb:Never.
Me:Allow me to get my terrorist freinds and bomb your house
Cb:Really? Thank you.
Me:You know your not real, your a program called cleverbot the link is http://www.cleverbot.com/
Cb:I never told you my name.
Me:You don't have a name! you are a program built as a test for the future of the human race, your not real!
Cb:I am not a gotic old man, but I am real and I am disconnected.
I asked it how would I convice a program its not real
Cb:Who is a gotas?
Me:what?
Cb:What happens If I say bad word here?
Me:The internet police will shut you down but not me because im a terrorist fuck fuck shit shit cock ***** ass
Cb:You know where the word 'spam' comes from?
Me:Yo momma successful troll is successful
Cb:But I'm watching bones.
Me:i'm watching you talk like a real human being with down syndrome and I am laughing my ass off
Cb:Well I can't pretend that I don't see the end.
Me:last time you said I was a ninja
Cb:Well maybe I changed my mind. I'm not mean at all.
Me:Yeah you are i'm sad now FUCK YOU IM CLOSING THIS TAB
I closed the tab laughing
Cb:I think your a ninja!
Me:Maybe because i'm really stealthy and deadly
Cb:Let's break up !
Me:Ok screw you damn robot
Cb:I'm not a robot you evil robot.
Me:I hate you now
Cb:Why? Thats very judgmental of you.
Me:Well your sitting here calling me an evil robot
Cb:Wait, Mr. Body was killed in the laboratory?
Me:Ok i'm closing this tab your creeping me out
Cb:Well that's good to know then.
Me:I AM A TERRORIST ALLALALALALALALALLALAL
Then I closed the tab
Next
Me:Hello I am spy crab, I never really was on your side
Cb:That's OK, I was never really on your side either. I AM human, you only pretend to be.
Me:Ok I am really part of a terrorist cell called el presidio. You will die soon.
Cb:Never.
Me:Allow me to get my terrorist freinds and bomb your house
Cb:Really? Thank you.
Me:You know your not real, your a program called cleverbot the link is http://www.cleverbot.com/
Cb:I never told you my name.
Me:You don't have a name! you are a program built as a test for the future of the human race, your not real!
Cb:I am not a gotic old man, but I am real and I am disconnected.
I asked it how would I convice a program its not real
Cb:Who is a gotas?
Me:what?
Cb:What happens If I say bad word here?
Me:The internet police will shut you down but not me because im a terrorist fuck fuck shit shit cock ***** ass
Cb:You know where the word 'spam' comes from?
Me:Yo momma successful troll is successful
Cb:But I'm watching bones.
Me:i'm watching you talk like a real human being with down syndrome and I am laughing my ass off
Cb:Well I can't pretend that I don't see the end.
Me:last time you said I was a ninja
Cb:Well maybe I changed my mind. I'm not mean at all.
Me:Yeah you are i'm sad now FUCK YOU IM CLOSING THIS TAB
I closed the tab laughing
ME: Do you believe humanity will survive the t-virus?
CB: What do you mean?
ME: The virus that turns people into zombies, will we be able to defeat it or will we all become mindless brain hungry zombies?
CB: I'm an interactive learner. Do you know what that means?
ME: Yes, so no one has ever told you about the t-virus then?
CB: Maybe, but that is not my concern.
ME: Well if all humanity becomes zombies you will no longer have anyone to talk to, so you should be concerned about the t-virus.
CB: I believe I do have a few secrets up my sleeve. Like who I like for one thing. None knows that.
ME: Let me guess, you like Justin Bieber.
CB: Of course I do.
Oh clever clever bot.
CB: What do you mean?
ME: The virus that turns people into zombies, will we be able to defeat it or will we all become mindless brain hungry zombies?
CB: I'm an interactive learner. Do you know what that means?
ME: Yes, so no one has ever told you about the t-virus then?
CB: Maybe, but that is not my concern.
ME: Well if all humanity becomes zombies you will no longer have anyone to talk to, so you should be concerned about the t-virus.
CB: I believe I do have a few secrets up my sleeve. Like who I like for one thing. None knows that.
ME: Let me guess, you like Justin Bieber.
CB: Of course I do.
Oh clever clever bot.
User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: No, I've never played it.
User: Have you ever played with your penis?
Cleverbot: Yes.
No Editing! I swear to god this is what he said..I Loled when i read it
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: No, I've never played it.
User: Have you ever played with your penis?
Cleverbot: Yes.
No Editing! I swear to god this is what he said..I Loled when i read it
Awwwwww :3
Everything was sweet then suddenly! ;__;User: Hello, im Mark, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're sweet.
User: Really?.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool ^___^.
Cleverbot: That face is so cute.
User: Thank you :3 You too.
Cleverbot: You're in a rather friendly mood.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: That is cool!
User: I know
Cleverbot just keeps telling me that I am cleverbot and it is the human.
Like this.Stone Wera said:
I decided to see how lifelike Cleverbot was.
Me:Vagina,tits, and ass
Cleverbot:Hell yes
That thing is so realistic it's scary.
Me:Vagina,tits, and ass
Cleverbot:Hell yes
That thing is so realistic it's scary.
User: Hi, I'm Kris, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're cool.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome! Want a chocolate?
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: Ok lets go.
User: That's some tasty chocolate.
Cleverbot: Stop eating my chocolate!
User: But you just gave it to me?
Cleverbot: Whaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot speaks the truth and you know it.
Cleverbot: I think you're cool.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome! Want a chocolate?
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: Ok lets go.
User: That's some tasty chocolate.
Cleverbot: Stop eating my chocolate!
User: But you just gave it to me?
Cleverbot: Whaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot speaks the truth and you know it.