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I could write a long list, but here´s my shorter one:

1.- Stupid kids who yell the N word in multi-player without knowing what it means.

2.- People who don´t capitalize their "I".

3.- Racist people.

4.- Young kids that trash-talk in forums (Including my forums) just to feel like they´re grownups.

5.- People who mic spam all the time in death-match games (whether they´re kids or assholes).

6.- Fanboys (It´s kind of ironic for me to say that because I am a fanboy myself ;) )

7.- People that don´t use the search button in the forums.

8.- People who say "gay" when they want to insult someone.

9.- People who don´t check their spelling.

10.- Little kids who won´t shut the hell up in multi-player games (Halo fan boys are an obvious example.)

11.- People who use abbreviations of words, so don´t get me started with people who say "Ur" or "Teh" in their posts. When they do that, I always correct their spelling in my forums and yet they complain.

12.- Girls who treat you like shit just because they´re "Pretty", "Wonderful" and that I don´t deserve to talk to them. (Disclaimer: This doesn´t apply to all girls, I have many friends who are girls and I love them!.)

13.- The only thing that really pisses me off is when you get something in your hands that was worth your effort (And by that I mean that you earned the item) and then there has to be some dickhead who goes ahead and destroys it, or steals it, just to say "I am da Shitzz!!". But don´t worry, I always beat them until I´m tired.


And now here are the only things that really pisses me off:



14.- People who say this fucking sentence: OMG PC GAMING IS DEAD!!! or "The declining of PC gaming?"...

15.- People that don´t back up their facts when they said something stupid (Please see #14 for an obvious example.)



/Calms down.


Well, that´s my list.
 

poleboy

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Too many to mention, so I'll just pick a random one:

Being invited to join groups with names like "OMG let's find 1.000.000 people who are against George Bush!" on Facebook.

Yeah... you're making the world a better place everyday with these invites. Asshats.
 

Copter400

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News reports talking about the record-breaking gas prices. We get one once every couple of days, it seems. We use gas, and the prices of said will continue to rise when you use it. It's like someone who stare's in wonderment at the way toast keeps coming out when you put bread in the toaster.
 

Kovash86

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1 People I consider dumb.
2 People I consider immature.
3 People who text message during movies
4 Parents who don't raise their children properly
5 Overzealous fanboys/fangirls
6 Racists
7 People who don't check their English when making posts, it's ok if they are foreign though.
8 People who hold themselves above others and flaunt it.
9 Stick substances on me.
10 People who pretend they are something they are not.
11 My mom, since she is many of these and so much more(annoying)
12 Bad writing in comics.
13 Bad writing in games, be it the rules or just poor story-telling.
14 My computer freezing up because I need another gig of ram to run vista properly.
15 People who do not take responsibility for their actions.
16 People who don't pay attention to what they are doing.
17 People who piss on established franchises and screw it up for everyone else (I'm looking at you Hasbro)

I think that's it.
 

Ultrajoe

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Americans who use corporate muscle to steal everything Australians ever made, or did first.

Felix the Cat
Ug Boots
Motion pictures ('The Kelly Gang' first ever feature length film)
Penicillin

(the list goes on and on, seriously its scary how inventive we are)

Even Vegemite...

And now... The Victa Lawnmower.

That... that gets my goat.
 

Copter400

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Kovash86 said:
1 People I consider dumb.
2 People I consider immature.
3 People who text message during movies
4 Parents who don't raise their children properly
5 Overzealous fanboys/fangirls
6 Racists
7 People who don't check their English when making posts, it's ok if they are foreign though.
8 People who hold themselves above others and flaunt it.
9 Stick substances on me.
10 People who pretend they are something they are not.
11 My mom, since she is many of these and so much more(annoying)
12 Bad writing in comics.
13 Bad writing in games, be it the rules or just poor story-telling.
14 My computer freezing up because I need another gig of ram to run vista properly.
15 People who do not take responsibility for their actions.
16 People who don't pay attention to what they are doing.
17 People who piss on established franchises and screw it up for everyone else (I'm looking at you Hasbro)

I think that's it.
Also, most of what that guy just said.
 

BlazeTheVampire

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Ultrajoe said:
Americans who use corporate muscle to steal everything Australians ever made, or did first.

Ug Boots
SO YOU'RE TO BLAME!?

Ugg Boots in themselves piss me off, lol. So do Crocs. Both two sets of unbelievably ugly shoes, both entirely too popular. Ugg Boots are actually popular with the "ghetto" scene females, and it's a disgusting trend to watch...
 

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Hmm... Motherboards with integrated crap on them. The integrated things suck, and when you put in a new card, it's a pain the the backside to configure your comp to use the new card. Note that I use Linux and don't believe in graphical interfaces for system managing.

There's a lot more. But if I started counting everything, I'd have to write a book.
 

Ultrajoe

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BlazeTheVampire said:
Ultrajoe said:
Americans who use corporate muscle to steal everything Australians ever made, or did first.

Ug Boots
SO YOU'RE TO BLAME!?

Ugg Boots in themselves piss me off, lol. So do Crocs. Both two sets of unbelievably ugly shoes, both entirely too popular. Ugg Boots are actually popular with the "ghetto" scene females, and it's a disgusting trend to watch...
We originally called them UGLY boots, and they were for casual wear in cold areas, easy to pull on and off.

We knew from the start they were filthy, it was you americans turned them into fashion, don't blame us.
 

BlazeTheVampire

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Ultrajoe said:
BlazeTheVampire said:
Ultrajoe said:
Americans who use corporate muscle to steal everything Australians ever made, or did first.

Ug Boots
SO YOU'RE TO BLAME!?

Ugg Boots in themselves piss me off, lol. So do Crocs. Both two sets of unbelievably ugly shoes, both entirely too popular. Ugg Boots are actually popular with the "ghetto" scene females, and it's a disgusting trend to watch...
We originally called them UGLY boots, and they were for casual wear in cold areas, easy to pull on and off.

We knew from the start they were filthy, it was you americans turned them into fashion, don't blame us.
The original title makes a vast amount of sense. Well, nobody ever said Americans were smart...
 

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I hate(ok maybe not quite hate but hugely dislike)people who order a load of food from McDonalds and then ask for a diet coke, i mean WTF?!!!. You would think that people think that somehow a diet coke is going to save them if they have a heart attack from the artery clogging grease of a Big Mac.
 

the monopoly guy

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WlknCntrdiction said:
I hate(ok maybe not quite hate but hugely dislike)people who order a load of food from McDonalds and then ask for a diet coke, i mean WTF?!!!. You would think that people think that somehow a diet coke is going to save them if they have a heart attack from the artery clogging grease of a Big Mac.
I just hate Diet soda in general, its tastes like somebody put dog sweat in my drink. I despise mayonaise.
 

werepossum

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Martenzo said:
Note that I use Linux and don't believe in graphical interfaces for system managing.
I used to not believe in graphical interfaces for system managing, but then I saw one myself. Now I know they exist, and everyone would know they're real if not for this danged government conspiracy. :)
 

The Bandit

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Stereotypes are definitely annoying, especially when you're the one being stereotyped. I live in the South and I have a mild Southern accent. I don't notice it, and neither do a lot of people around here, but evidently the gremlins on XBox Live do. So, whenever I'm beating someone and they have to make up an excuse as to why I'm better than them, or I'm getting beaten and I should stop playing this game forever and go kill myself, I get called out for fucking my sister, liking NASCAR, dipping and whatever other redneck stereotypes there are. I am definitely NOT a redneck. Me and my friends typically make fun of redneckish behavior carried out by other kids at our school.

People stereotype because stereotypes do exist. There are the Goth kids, the jock kids, the redneck kids, the skater kids that fit the stereotype to the T. But, if I wear a black shirt I'm not emo. Don't make assumptions about people based on one tiny detail that you notice.
 

the monopoly guy

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the iphone
that one mac user that can't shut up about how great macs are. You all know him/her, and you all hate them.
oatmeal, not even when caressed with the awesomness of maple syrup does this breakfast abomination taste good. Damn you Wilford Brimley! Damn dirty diabeetus!
 

Ultrajoe

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Darth Mobius said:
the monopoly guy said:
I hate hate crocs
the other stuff not so much. mostly crocs. I have yet to see someone in Ugs but they're butt ugly.
YES! More quotes from Maddox! MORE! Where is Ultra Joe with another... Fuck it, I have one as well...

"Pretty Much This - " Yahtzee:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish
here i am

People who quote maddox as prophecy get my goat.

but we share a goat-get with [link]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=astrology[/link]
 

Isaac Dodgson

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My god, he's still around?

ANYhow currently, my manager who makes me feel that a retarded monkey with a brain tumor could run the store. The one who all the other higher ups want me to report on really "gets my goat" so to speak