- Apr 10, 2020
Bought my girlfriend a Totoro plushie.
I know when I had to return a DVD box set through a third party through amazon, the process was surprisingly easy. I know it took about a week and a half of my refund to occur so that was really surprising. Hopefully, the same happened to you and your girlfriendMy girlfriend bought herself a £300 electric scooter, to help her commute to the school she works at.
She ordered it yesterday from Amazon, and it is due to arrive by the end of the week.
Today, she went into school, and there was a staff meeting: Electric scooters are now banned from the campus. If staff see a student riding one, it needs to be reported.
Guess it wont look too good having a member of staff riding into school on an electric scooter, only to report little Timmy for doing the same.
Unfortunately, because the scooter was sold through Amazon via a third party, getting a refund is going to be a pain in the ass.
It's a Latin American promo. HBO Max was officially launched here a little over a month ago. On top of the 50% off for life, digital services in Argentina are ridiculously cheap to begin with, at least compared to the dollar equivalent.Wait what, how does that work? I don't even know if we have HBO Max yet here, but $3 seems way too low for a subscription.
Oh yes. Those things. I smelled one once by mistake. There are things that man was simply not meant to know.A bunch of these fly traps:
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In North Texas, in the dead of summer where heat indexes regularly put us in the low triple digits, flies get BAD. We spend a lot of time outside on our patio and we've got no fewer than 2 fly swatters within arms reach at any given time, so I decided to try these. And they WORK. Dear GAWD, do they work. Right now, the one hanging on our eave has probably about a thousand of the little fuckers floating in it. The catch?
They smell like absolute, unholy death.
I swear to everything under Christendom, I've never smelled something this bad in my life. Imagine if a corpse that has been sitting in the sun for a week took a wet shit on a pile of burning garbage, and you kinda get the gist. We learned our lesson, and positioned it about 30 feet away, but every now and then, the perfect gust of wind shoots a sample of the aroma towards us and it ruins our life.
Just sayin', if you have a similar fly problem, I highly recommend these, but buyer beware; the smells that attract flies are proof that they are agents of the Devil himself sent directly from the septic tanks of hell.