What if you suddenly changed sex?

General Vagueness

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Freak out, try to figure out what happened, do some experimenting by myself, get used to it eventually, and write a best-selling book.
 

Gardenia

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I would gaze into the mirror. Then start thinking about where to buy Lady-shoes in size 48.
 

Talyn.Co

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I'd be ecstatic that the sex reassignment surgery I've booked in 7 months will no longer be necessary.

... Then figure out how to masturbate.
I might actually look like a normal man... Because 6'2" girls aren't exactly common.

EDIT: I'm amazed by how many here seem to be so apathetic towards their own physical sex.
And a few notes to the other Male into Female posters...
If you masturbate for more than an hour and a half you'll hurt terribly for the next few days.
If we're talking about just switching the genitalia sets and remaining otherwise in the same body it seems most likely that you will retain your previous sexual orientation. But if you end up in a version of you that is entirely the opposite sex (as in a 'lady version' of yourself for example), your brain will be programmed to be attracted to the opposite sex. Of course if you already suffered an orientation complex (bi, gay, trans ect), considering you will still be the same person and the impact this has on the psyche, I assume you would retain that 'error'.
Just a thought.
 

Ghengis_tron

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I would probably spend most of the time playing with my boobs and masturbating. It would be interesting to see the difference in feeling in terms of stimulation. I would also probably be a lesbian as I don't men attractive in the least... but maybe the mindset would be different with a whole new batch of hormones? i dunno... probably lesbian.
 

Emperor Inferno

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I would be horrified. I would go to a doctor about a change operation and after they told me that I'll never truly be a man again, just a disgusting post-op freak, I would probably kill myself.
 

L9OBL

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freak out settle down buy hot/skimpy clothes (if you got it flaunt it as my sis says) then go les or get laid depends on how i felt that day
 

Shock and Awe

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Do I just get new reproductive organs or does my whole body turn all lady like? I would hope the latter, because even though I am not a bad looking guy by any means, I would be one fucking ugly girl!

But either way, I would go lesbian.
 

stonethered

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People might actually take me seriously when I said I could cook.
Log into WoW, and tell all my buddies; 'hey guess what? I'm a chick now, give me teh monies!'
And we'd laugh and I'd continue life as usual.

Why should a change of gender change who I am? I'd still game, I'd still go to school, and I'd totally still stay up all night eating chips and watching [adult swim].
Might wash my hair more often though...
 

Xelioth

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TheSkaAssassin said:
Wow. Every other post seems to fall back to masturbation, awesome.
that's called honesty. I mean, really. the one big difference between the sexes is genitalia. I'm pretty sure 90% of everyone on the planet are at least somewhat curious what it's like on the other side, so if we switched over, first thing we'd do is find out the answer to that.

as for me? aside from the obvious, I'd just do what I can to adapt. my first move, though, would be to call my best friend, and let her have a good long laugh at my expense and allow her a few fangirl squees for my life suddenly turning into a manga. after that, just adjust to having boobs. in the end it really wouldn't make THAT much a difference, I'd still be me.
 

Flunk

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Meh, just figure it out. I wouldn't be the end of the world. Wait, isn't that the plot of the anime Kashimashi?

I'd like to add to the record that I don't think 5'8" women are unattractive. I used to date a girl who was 5'11" and she was really hot (and thin) but your milage may vary because I'm also pretty tall (6'4"). It was nice to date a girl I didn't have to bend right over to kiss.
 

Modoutnarrim

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...I'd actually probably go to a lesbian bar, or a similar "wymmin-only" place. I'd feel like too much of a pervert to actually make a move, but, you know...there are all these places women go to avoid The Evil Phallus, and being the mockery of sentience attached to one, I might like to see what all the fuss is about once disembarassed of it.
 

Firia

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Funny seeing the guys cry, "turn lesbian!"
I think you gents would have to form your own lesbian community apart from the exhisting one. :)

Then, when your cycles sync up, I will laugh on that fateful day. :D LAUGH as you all learn a thing or two about being a girl.
 

WickedSkin

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Being a very sexy man I'd turn out a very sexy woman. Well I'd probably turn out lesbian since I'd be the same person but with a whole new sexy body (means that if I'd been gay I'd turn into a straight woman).

I'd be able to use make-up to become even hotter. This means a few dozen new opportunities to gather currency.

I'd still have my jobb
I'd scam some poor fellows
I'd be on playboy
I'd be on lesbian porn
I'd get free stuff here and there to I'd guess.

I'd be a very sexy, very rich mother fucking lesbian. Come to think of it; I'd be way better off if I was a woman. I curse the day I was born with balls the size of oranges (because I have HUUUUGE COJONES... a cookie if you get the reference).

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Oh and come to think of it. As a woman you will be menstruating and PMS-ing all over the place. I'd feel weird, have mood swings, be more aggressive, feel fat and gasy... basically I'd be a tad bit manlier for 5 days and complain a lot about it.

I'd be menstruating and PMS-ing like a madman because I'm a woman. Which will probably make it harder to gain currency for a while. Seeing as menstruating apparently is annoying and woman can't give birth to children properly I'd say evolution has failed miserably here.

So I'd become a scientist and research genetic engineering and fix the evolutionary failure.

I'd be a very rich, sexy scientist... and female.
 

MR T3D

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Flunk said:
Meh, just figure it out. I wouldn't be the end of the world. Wait, isn't that the plot of the anime Kashimashi?

I'd like to add to the record that I don't think 5'8" women are unattractive. I used to date a girl who was 5'11" and she was really hot (and thin) but your milage may vary because I'm also pretty tall (6'4"). It was nice to date a girl I didn't have to bend right over to kiss.
amen similar height brotha!
 

Nova5

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I would totally start fondling myself until I got bored of it, then set about trying to shock everyone on the street.

Honestly, I don't see this effecting me much. It just seems like it would be fun... Christ, I should see a psychiatrist.