What if you were the last person on Earth?

RADlTZ

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Yes..... they somehow dissapeared.... it had nothing to do with it and neither did my fully armed and fully opperational space station....

Also I'd treat the world as my playground, I'd take Boing 747's for some sweet skids round the runway.

Go nuts on the perishable food at my disposal, and then survive off the stuff that'll never go off/FREE VITAMIN PILLS.

Use tanks and other expensive millitary tech to renevate a city or two.

And then when I'm at the end of my life and ready to die, I'd try to take a rocket into space, bringing an entire space shuttle of the highest class pornography with me.

Perhaps I'll try to find some sort of cryo-sleep chamber to bring with me as well, so if eventually Aliens find me and they have the technology, I may be resurected, and they may synthesise new members of my species from the data I have with me. Which is all porn, so I'd be me and a bunch of hot women designed specifically for aesthetics/reproduction.

DoctorFrankenStein said:
Never wear a bra again. Haha!
Excellent first post! Welcome to the escapist,
 

neonsword13-ops

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I would set fire to a tree, climb up a tower with lots of resources and watch the fire spread.
 

TheHappySquid

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I'd probably go wild for a few days, doing whatever the fuck I wanted, exploring backstreets, just travelling from city to city, going in all the buildings checking shit out, maybe a few months later I'd get homesick, go back, see my first house, then my current house, then I'd get really sad, and if I hadn't had some divine vision for a reason to live by that point, I'd probably gas myself and drift off comfortably.
 

Steve Dark

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Move into a Windsor Castle/The Tower of London/Buckingham Palace and study genetics. After a couple years, hunt down a lab somewhere and start experimenting. Hopefully I'll either hit Immortality or manage to clone myself.

Well, at least trying should keep me busy enough to not go mad.
 

MordinSolus

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thewinner194 said:
Two words: Naked. Everywhere.
This. Also, find a hospital, and figure out how to fertilize any human female eggs so that I can at least TRY to bring humanity back. Also figure out how to make sure the baby doesn't die while growing up...That will be hard. But if I succeed, I'll be like Adam, even if I had no Eve...No offense to anyone who doesn't believe in anything involving Adam and Eve.

EDIT: As soon as the baby(s) are born, I would put clothes on.
 

Qtoy

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Get as many guns as possible, steal the nicest cars I found, then get the hell out of any major cities before nuclear power plants melted down. I'd settle in a nice place that gets as few ticks from a geiger counter as possible.
Also, I'd probably blow shit up. Abandoned Deep South of America, fuck yeah.
 

thahat

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all other people dead. but no animals. so no me.
humans are animals too.
also no one said this yet? no GF >.< cant much care bout the rest of the human race but i got a soft spot for her XD. also, realistically speaking, die within 5 years cause i ran out of canned foods prolly. and stuff wont grow without the damn bees polinating shit.
 

TheColdHeart

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Probably be a bit sad everyone and everything was suddenly gone forever and my chances of real survival past a few months was practically zero. Although I'd still probably stockpile things to make it a bit easier and go on an epic stealing spree and die with everything I'd ever wanted.
 

Laser Priest

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Did everyone else die or leave?

If they died, I resurrect them. I'm a Necromancer.

If they left, I have an associate aboard the Mothership, so I ask him for a ride.
 

DanielBrown

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If I knew for sure that I was the only living animal left on the planet I'd just commit suicide. Rather that than dying slowly and in misery.
 

BleedingPride

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if i were the last man on earth i'd probably stick around, searching for another person in endless denial until i finally decided to put a bullet in my head. either that or i would have gone crazy and the world would have become foggy and there would be monsters relating to everything that im guilty about in my head and... wait thats silent hill isnt it? yeah i'd stick with the first one.
 

GeneWard

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I would drown myself in a bathtub full of formaldehyde in the hope that someday, someone or something finds me and can learn about the human race.
 

Hawgh

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Stay alive for as long as possible, in a desperate hope that I might one day find out what happened to everyone. I'd probably also deface/destroy a few landmarks, set some stuff on fire. Of course, all this assumes that I survive eating all the bacon I can get my hands on before power goes out and it spoils.
 

Jackhorse

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Last guy on earth? Steal (Does it still count as stealing?) everything. Smash some windows and run around naked a little, pretend to be homeless and begging in the street. Set up a parkour trail going through houses and gardens and shops. Train up a lot of self defense moves. Set fire to some things. Apply beauty cream and keep myself looking tip top for the ladies.
Man, I would do everything except survive.