What if you were the last person on Earth?

RastaBadger

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Learn to drive. Live off tinned food until I could grow some cabbages or other vegetables to live off. Do whatever I felt like to be honest though I'd probably end up doing something stupid and dying painfully. Also why no animals? I want a dog to be mates with :(
 

LordLoudmouth

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I´d gather my stuff, point a direction and start walking along the roads till i hit the southern coast of Africa
 

A_who

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If I was the last person then I guess I wouldn't be so embarrassed about getting a flesh-light.
 

vxicepickxv

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electric_warrior said:
Load up my pockets with rocks and jump in the nearest deep river.
Drowning is far too slow for my tastes.

I'd open one of my wrists up, stick my arm in a toilet, then flush. I'd use the vacuum from the water to suck out my blood that much faster.
 

Dr Gonzo

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What if you were so bored with your life that you had to post clichéd questions that you somehow seem to think are deep and philosophical?
 

freaper

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MMO's would suddenly get a lot more boring.

But seriously, I'd probably be really freaked out. I'd probably go look for others after having gathered enough courage to leave my cave.

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Auto erotic asphyxiation. Nuff said.
Chocking on your dick?
 

Suicida1 Midget

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As the last person i would wander the US in search of good games, books and music.Practice farming, and live off of alot of canned food until i just dont care enough and let it all go. I would also have the power cause i know how to use generators.
 

Odbarc

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Sorry to disappoint you buddy but if the animals and everyone suddenly disappears your dead within the year.

You'ld need at least animals to have a shot at survival.

If everything did disapper though hell, I finding myself a nice big city (maybe hit up New York) get a gun, find some tobbacco and hopefully find a computer while staying close to a mall with a grocery store.
No one around to regulate electricity. Unless you learn how to do those things (use disposable batteries or hotwire private sources) you'll be in the dark and freezing during the winter times.
Animals will likely wander into residential zones due to lack of smell and sounds of humanity and you'll eventually get attacked by wild animals (like a bear).
If you need medical attention, you are DEAD. Just a matter of time before a hungry animal wants an easy meal (you) and a gun won't keep you uneaten forever.

My first goal would be to break into a medical center to get me some powerful medications and adopt a dog for companionship.
A rifle would prove useful probably. I'd carry one of those around. Perishable food items would quickly rot after unattended areas lost power.

A person without other people around them would soon find themselves going 'wild' and lose all social graces and atrophy their abilities 'normal' behavior. It may be interesting to see a perfectly "human" human behaving entirely on instincts.

Things which require maintenance should be avoided so learning to read maps and tour guide information might be good ideas.

Keep a journal too. You never know what/who might find it when your gone.

P.S. I'd break into peoples homes and look through their things like a pervert because nothing's there to stop me.
 

electric_warrior

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vxicepickxv said:
electric_warrior said:
Load up my pockets with rocks and jump in the nearest deep river.
Drowning is far too slow for my tastes.

I'd open one of my wrists up, stick my arm in a toilet, then flush. I'd use the vacuum from the water to suck out my blood that much faster.
Also, hanging should be fine. I was once choked in judo training to the point at which I passed out. He could have carried on and killed me and wouldn't have cared because it happened so quickly and didn't hurt at all. It just felt like drifting off to sleep.

If you hung yourself just right, I bet it would be like that.

Or find a really tall building or cliff and jump off headfirst

Also slitting wrists wouldn't be fast or painless enough even with a toilet.
 

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Probably read, but exclaim 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' when my reading glasses break, but then be fine since I really don't need them. Then fall, trip, and poke my eyes out on something small and stupid ang be pissed.
 

Xeivous

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Learn to drive with terrible cars, find a truck and fill it with supplies and set out for the hoover dam, from there I will live out my life ferrying supplies to the damn, watching porn and playing video games. Also, I'd probably get a bunch of sex toys and just abuse the hell out of my body.

Also learn how to grow Pot.
 

frizzlebyte

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Probably panic. If I could ever get a hold of myself, I'd see if I could survive. Go stock up on food and whatnot. Assuming the power and water stayed on, at least for a while, I think I could make it, for some time.

If they invent a holodeck in my lifetime, I'd be willing to try that simulation.
 

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If I knew I was the last person on Earth I'd go find some cocaine, heroin or something along those lines get high for a few days then kill myself

If I didn't know I was the last person on Earth I'd spend the rest of my life looking for others and what happened to everyone
 

bakan

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electric_warrior said:
vxicepickxv said:
electric_warrior said:
Load up my pockets with rocks and jump in the nearest deep river.
Drowning is far too slow for my tastes.

I'd open one of my wrists up, stick my arm in a toilet, then flush. I'd use the vacuum from the water to suck out my blood that much faster.
Also, hanging should be fine. I was once choked in judo training to the point at which I passed out. He could have carried on and killed me and wouldn't have cared because it happened so quickly and didn't hurt at all. It just felt like drifting off to sleep.

If you hung yourself just right, I bet it would be like that.

Or find a really tall building or cliff and jump off headfirst

Also slitting wrists wouldn't be fast or painless enough even with a toilet.
There are so much better ways to die and everyone goes for the painful ones?
Kinda masochistic...
 

wolas3214

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Id do stereotypically crazy things. attempt to live out my life learn to farm etc.. but eventually my crippling depression would overcome me and id shoot myself. But not after a long while.