What is in that freekin' briefcase?!

[PrimoThePro]

What could possibly be in the briefcase in TF2?!
What could make a scout from the bronx, a military rocket soldier, a flamethrower psychopath, a "black scottish cyclops", a soviet "heavy veapons guy", a brilliant texan engineer, a needle gun toting german medic, a sharpshooting aussie, and back-stabbing french spy all gather up arms and battle to the death over?
I mean, they call it the "Intelligence" but is it really worth it? there has to be something else. So tell me escapists, is there something else?
I say they hold the codes to finally shoot the rocket in dustbowl.
Or it could possibly contain the video for "Meet the Pyro"
EDIT: sorry guys, i messed up. the scout is from BOSTON. i will leave my mistake in its rightful place so you may gawk at my stupidity.

 

[Kollega]

A detailed, complex plans on stealing opponents' briefcase.

 

[Julianking93]

What's TF2?

Should I know that?

 

[delet]

A briefcase. There is a briefcase inside that briefcase.

I'm sure that makes sense somehow...

 

[Avatar Roku]

The recipe for the Announcer's lunch.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Underwear

Wait... That's Gman.

Instructions to steal the Briefcase!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

It is the plans to make the ultimate Sandvich!

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Probably the same thing Marsellus Wallace wants.

 

[CoverYourHead]

A copy of Half-Life 3.

 

[Kollega]

What's TF2?

Should I know that?

About Team Fortress 2? Yes, you probably should.

[small]Let me guess, next thing you're gonna tell me is that you don't know about Quake and Unreal Tournament either.[/small]

 

[Echo136]

Its the G-Man's briefcase.

 

[Cinnonym]

Turkish Delight.

 

[omega_peaches]

Saxton Hale's Ashes
And a copy of Episode 3

 

[Julianking93]

What's TF2?

Should I know that?

About Team Fortress 2? Yes, you probably should.

[small]Let me guess, next thing you're gonna tell me is that you don't know about Quake and Unreal Tournament either.[/small]

Ah, I just didn't know what the abbreviation was for considering this is in the Off topic section rather then the gaming section.

And I've never played those either.

I'm strictly single player. I've told everyone this before.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Turkish Delight.

mmmm.... turkish delight *salivates*

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Probably the same thing Marsellus Wallace wants.

I'm guessing that you, like me, were drawn to this thread thinking it was about Pulp Fiction.

OT:

Obviously cup cakes

 

[maddawg IAJI]

All the of them are soliders are fortune. They don't care what is in the intel, they just care about getting paid. And the Scout is from Boston, not the bronx. There is a big diffrence between the two. One is heavily influence by the Irish, the other is heavily influenced by the Italins. Plus, some of the achievements for the Scout link him to Boston.

And my guess is that the briefcase contains military plans for both Red and Blu and the other side wants it. Pretty simple if you ask me.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

It contains the secret to immortality.

 

[PrimoThePro]

What's TF2?

Should I know that?

About Team Fortress 2? Yes, you probably should.

[small]Let me guess, next thing you're gonna tell me is that you don't know about Quake and Unreal Tournament either.[/small]

Ah, I just didn't know what the abbreviation was for considering this is in the Off topic section rather then the gaming section.

And I've never played those either.

I'm strictly single player. I've told everyone this before.

oh jeez i might have made a mistake then. should this have been in gaming section? it felt kind of off topic considering it had to do with an overlooked part of the game.

 

[Insanum]

A bomb.

Those evil, Evil Enemies.