What is the best noise your alarm clock could make?

[electric_warrior]

No noise

That'd be just beautiful

 

[nicebuffalo]

Nyan cat. All the fucking way.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

 

[AdmiralCheez]

I think I'd go with the Star Trek "Red Alert" alarm. It's something to alert you that you'll be late for work unless your car can break warp 7 in the next five minutes. Or, you know, those pesky klingons are in your yard again.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Wake me up before you Go Go by Wham!
I cannot think of any day that cannot be improved with this song.

Bum bum, jitterbug.

...Thank you for getting that stuck in my head. Goodness gracious, that song is catchy. Now I'll be humming it all night.

While the above-quoted would be an awesome song to wake up to, I would probably have to go with the Hallelujah chorus. Not only is it very loud, it would make me feel rather epic to wake up to a Hallelujah chorus.

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

The "WUUU WU - WU WU WUUUU WUUUU-U ... WUUU WU - WU WUUUU WUUUU-U" noise from the end of the battlefield 3 trailers.

 

[newfoundsky]

Instead of a noise, why not a sonic vibration that wakes you up, WAKES you up, and makes you ready to start the day?

 

[eximista]

I would go with: Beethoven - Mondscheinsonate

what? I don't wanna stand up =_=

 

[karamazovnew]

Easy, I actually already use this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

Works great!

 

[Ice Car]

It might cause some weird dreams though I've had instances wher sounds I've heard while sleeping affect my dreams in disturbing ways...

 

[Elvis Starburst]

King Harkinian saying "Mah Boi. Mah Boi. Mah Boi. Mah Boi. Mah Boi" until you hit snooze. And the snooze says "My ship sails in the morning!"

 

[renegade7]

Any Eve Online players would wake up in an instant and be ready to go if they heard the lock-on loop while sleeping.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Spoiler

When I have my alarm on my clock on, this is what I hear in the mornin'. The worst is probably that I kinda sing along. ''trololol-lolol-lolol, yeah-yeah-yeah *head shake*''

 

[Olorune]

To wake me up quicker? The sound of someone breathing really loud right in my ear.

To be awesome? Guile's Theme. I'd explode outta bed to that and get ready to it too.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

The sound of bacon being cooked. Even assosiation with the unpleasantness of waking up wouldn't matter, because I get gosh darned bacon straight after. Hell yeah, bacon.

 

[Mark Lambert]

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The Ultimate song for an alarm clock.

 

[Shakomaru]

I'd like to wake up to the Tardis noise, maybe a Dalek... they're loud. As for music, Seven rings in hand.

 

[Mark Lambert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1I7D5MsSvU

This song.

 

[whtkid6969]

I'm going to have to say the Tobuscus theme song, but orcestra

http://youtu.be/VpDdNDFTVvE

 

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