What is the source of your superpowers?

MordinSolus

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J03bot said:
MordinSolus said:
J03bot said:
Struck by lightning whilst plugging an ethernet cable into the wall. Now I have all of the information on the internet in my brain! And I can think at broadband speed.
Ultimate porn engine!

OT: I was struck by lightning, bitten by a radioactive spider, and then found Jesus. I shoot electrical spider webs, and anyone murders I commit are forgiven by God.
Meh. Once you've seen all of it, it gets dull. The downside to internet mind... Also, I have all of 4chan in my head, all of reddit, every comment on every image board ever... Oh, and have you ever caught a virus in your brain?
Also, I'm either getting cancelled or rebooted in the next month or so. I know this because I can see the emails the writers send to one another.
True, it can get boring. But if you have all of 4chan and Reddit, you won't see everything till you're 97...hundred (years old). Also, my sympathies for the virus. Jesus told me I'm next in line for interweb powers, so it will most likely soon be my empathies.
 

Suicida1 Midget

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Was summoned from a differnt world by the occult. Found out in this world i have exterme strength. After an incident where they tried to sacrifice me to summon a more powerful 'demon', i have choosen to spend my time hunting trolls. I pray this bomb they straped to me dosnt go off, ill probably choke on the fumes.
 

gCrusher

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*rolls on the random chart*

Hmm, Power Food.

*rolls again*

...Twinkies? Uh, okay. DM, can I sub this for Ding-Dongs for both the improved taste and the infinite joke value?

My Ding-Dong gives me super-strength!