MordinSolus said:
J03bot said:
Struck by lightning whilst plugging an ethernet cable into the wall. Now I have all of the information on the internet in my brain! And I can think at broadband speed.
Ultimate porn engine!
OT: I was struck by lightning, bitten by a radioactive spider, and then found Jesus. I shoot electrical spider webs, and anyone murders I commit are forgiven by God.
Meh. Once you've seen all of it, it gets dull. The downside to internet mind... Also, I have all of 4chan in my head, all of reddit, every comment on every image board ever... Oh, and have you ever caught a virus in your brain?
Also, I'm either getting cancelled or rebooted in the next month or so. I know this because I can see the emails the writers send to one another.