what is yahtzee's best review

Chefodeath

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wkim564 said:
Wolfenstein. He does it as a limerick, can't say no to good poetry.
Apparently you haven't seen good poetry then...

nah it was pretty good.

OT: Hmm, kind of feel like a kid in a candy shop here, I really can't think of one that just strikes me as flatout best. I guess I'll go with COD 4 just because it was the first one I ever saw and thus, seems to stick out to me most nostalgically.
 

Dark Knifer

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Duke Nukeman Forever was hilarious, as was wolfenstien. I can't remember what review but the best line though would still be "It's like sticking you dick in a pudding, it may well be perfectly good pudding and you could spend all afternoon arguing that but no-one is going to eat because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
 

Outright Villainy

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He doesn't have any good reviews, really.

He does have a lot of funny videos mind, they seem to resemble reviews sometimes.
 

Zhukov

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Most accurate: Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

Funniest: Resident Evil 5.

Best line: "Dick in a pudding."

All very subjective of course.
 

Dango

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Halo Wars is my favorite, with Alpha Protocol in a close second. Both have some great lines thrown in.
 

GotMalkAvian

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I'm particularly fond of his Army of Two review. I don't usually find gay jokes funny, but he just managed to cram so many in there...
 

Naheal

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Mailbag. Reviewing viewer mail is always awesome. He earned my adoration that day.
 

KarlMonster

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Half-Life 2/The Orange Box

He wasn't overly kind to HL2, but absolutely wanked over Portal.

There's got to be something great about a reviewer who only really likes 3 things.

Wait a minute... did I just say Yahtzee Croshaw = Simon Cowell?
 

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Funniest: Condemned 2 [A review he hasn't been able to top comedy wise IMO]
Best: Silent Hill 2 [He was pretty critical of his favorite game ever despite his love for it, and I respected that.]
 

Saltyk

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I always liked his Sonic Unleashed review. He just hated that game so much, his jokes were cruel, evil, funny and great.
 

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My first was Airstrikes 2: Hooray for Airstrikes, and as such is by far my favorite. All of them make my spit Cheerios on my computer monitor though, so it's a bit of a moot point.