What is your dream job?

Coldman42

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Process Server.

Why you ask? Because I saw the movie Pineapple Express :p

Na, really I just want to get paid to be an asshole. Honestly the only way I'm going to be an asshole is if someone pays me to do it. And I figure if you are getting served court papers you did something to deserve it, so I don't have to feel bad about it.
 

Galad

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Oh dear, I wish I knew :(

I'd settle with any job I can do, pays ok, and I enjoy.
 

ottenni

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i actually like those cartoons.

My dream job you ask? Dunno, but at the moment personal trainer is sounding pretty good.
 

Happy Toki Toki

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Concept designer / story writer
Those are my two fave past times aside from gaming, getting paid for it would be sweet.
 

Azaradel

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Aaah, if I wasn't too much of a realist, I'd love to think that I'd have even the slightest chance of a career as a comic artist. But my questionable humor, accompanied by the fact that I'm a traditional artist (i.e. pens and paper - which is, apparently, illegal in this digital age) of arguable skill, makes me pretty sure that would be out of the question.

I do love writing though, and I am (quite) good at it, so I'll have to say author would be my dream job...

<spoiler=The most beautiful thing I've ever drawn>http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/074/5/7/Vampires_still_don__t_sparkle_by_LordNaraku.jpg
Because Twilight bashing is so clever, right? Right!?
Also, I put zero effort into colouring this.
 

King of the Sandbox

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Azaradel said:
Aaah, if I wasn't too much of a realist, I'd love to think that I'd have even the slightest chance of a career as a comic artist. But my questionable humor, accompanied by the fact that I'm a traditional artist (i.e. pens and paper - which is, apparently, illegal in this digital age) of arguable skill, makes me pretty sure that would be out of the question.

I do love writing though, and I am (quite) good at it, so I'll have to say author would be my dream job...

<spoiler=The most beautiful thing I've ever drawn>http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/074/5/7/Vampires_still_don__t_sparkle_by_LordNaraku.jpg
Because Twilight bashing is so clever, right? Right!?
Also, I put zero effort into colouring this.
Same here on the pen & paper front. The most digital thing I use is MSPaint, which, let's face it, ain't no photoshop.... which I also can't use.

The drawing was funny though, and pretty well done. ^_^
 

psychowatcher

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I would like to be a writer. A novelist or screenwriter would be nice, maybe writing stories for video games, but if nothing else, I'll take to typing up obituaries for the local newspaper...
 

Raikov

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I'd go for being a teacher. Preferably in languages. And definitely not for anyone younger then 16.
 

ma55ter_fett

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To get paid for doing whatever I was doing at the time, ie sitting and playing games, takeing a dump, surfing the net, sleeping.
 

Julianking93

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Game designer.

If that doesn't work, novelist.

If that doesn't work, screenwriter

If that doesn't work, game critic.

And if that doesn't work, graphic designer.
 

Souplex

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Professional searcher.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.78127-Your-dream-job#965491
 

Eliam_Dar

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field paleontologist, in fact I went in a few expeditions to Patagonia and I have training for that, but they pay is not good in our country.
 

latenightapplepie

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NeoAC said:
Is lottery winner a job?
Good answer. It's what I would have posted were I witty enough.
Really, I'm not at all sure. Perhaps if I had a lot of money I could study lots of different things and try and find out what I'm sufficiently interested in to turn that into a career.

Something tells me it isn't going to happen. And that my lack of a dream job is because I'm deathly afraid of commitment and responsibility, rather than a lack of interest. Oh well.
 

Quaxar

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Either writer or mechatronical engineer for some space agency (although I think you have to have best marks to become that). Nonetheless I'm working on both of them at the moment.
 

Sakurazaki1023

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Aerospace Engineer.

Maybe get a job with NASA or something along those lines, takes a lot of college (I'm a year through it). Hopefully I will be graduating in 4 more years with a Masters in Aerospace/Aeronautical Engineering. Sounds like fun and the pay is good (Masters will get you about 70k per year, right out of college... Take that ECPI)