What kind of NPC would you be?
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I'd be that dog in Link's Awakening for the GB that bit Link when you hit it with the sword. Yep, I wanna bite Link's ass. That's kinda weird. . .
"Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off."
You remember in Oblivion there were those guys who would walk around the block, meet each other, start talking in ridiculous scripted language: "They say that when you murder someone, the dark brotherhood visit you in your sleep. It's how they recruit new members." Then they walk around the block again and say exactly the same thing. Repeated ad-nauseum.
Yep, that'd be me.
Yep, that'd be me.
ummmm obvious one incoming
in a game where cats rule and the player is trying to do something (i dunno maybe he is a assassin)
and i randomly appear and take potshots at him with my sniper rifle
in a game where cats rule and the player is trying to do something (i dunno maybe he is a assassin)
and i randomly appear and take potshots at him with my sniper rifle
lets see...i would either be a rebel from hl2 who thinks that personal space is overated in urban combat and abusing the lack of friendly fire by running in front of every goddam bullet you shoot or a combine who has some sort of fetish for explosive barrels and is never seen without them.
Think Slippy from lylat wars ... although if there was any way to be more annoying I'd go for that. Alternatively one of the nameless bad guys that run in and attack the hero one by one and get butchered in inventive ways to show how badass he is.
I'd be that jerk vendor just before a boss battle in RPGs who sells the best/ the crappiest equipment and ungodly prices.
"you'd like a rusted broken butterknife? 60,000 gold and your soul please."
"you'd like a rusted broken butterknife? 60,000 gold and your soul please."
"Your princess is in another castle!"
Or... one of the NPCs from Psychonauts. Any of them. They're all so freakin' awesome!
Or... one of the NPCs from Psychonauts. Any of them. They're all so freakin' awesome!
I'd be really average looking so you couldn't remember if you talked to me yet or not but when you talk to me again I would always say the exact same thing and it would be like 8 screens of really boring text that is insignificant to the plot that you can't skip through
Toss up between trainer and quest giver, probably end up doing both.
"We might just prevail" means that we are locked in an eternal struggle, except in the occasional cut scene where someone wins something.
"We might just prevail" means that we are locked in an eternal struggle, except in the occasional cut scene where someone wins something.