My personal "Total crap" movie would have to be the new Clash of the Titans remake. Sure, the effects were decent and the Kraken was decently designed, but it had virtually nothing from the original in it except that little robotic owl thing, and that was only a joke of the moment kind of thing. The movie progressed to quickly, the acting was hardly what it could have been, there was no hint whatsoever of any epic skeleton fight (my personal biggest gripe), not to mention that it was felt like it was so short it was say "Here you go, one order of crappy cliff notes. Movie? You wanted one of those? Sorry, we're all out of that. Have your cliff notes and get out." There's also the obvious fact that the guy they got to play Perseus was nowhere NEAR what Perseus should, or even could, have been!
I'm sorry Hollywood, but if you keep putting out crap like this and let M. Night Shamaloser keep his job, then I've lost all faith in the mainstream cinematic industry.
/rant.
EDIT: I'm just glad I didn't pay to see it in 3D. Frankly, it wasn't even worth the basic admission price.