What shall I do on a long flight?

SomeLameStuff

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Maldives? Been there, not much to do really besides snorkle.

Watch the two seasons of Megas XLR. Or play something. Or read. Or just sleep.
 

logiman

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Grow a beard, learn something from the Coran, take a deap breath then yell something in Arabic and than access this web page, with your browser in full-screen

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

xD
 

shadyh8er

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If it's one of those flights that give you a copy of SkyMall, just flip through it and imagine how your life would be if you actually bought one of the items in it. Like those shoes with spikes on them so you could aerate your lawn.

If you have a laptop, bring a shitload of your favorite DVD's.

Make up stories for the people around you.

Look out the window and pretend you're a giant looking down on this puny world.

Make (real or fake) farting noises with a straight face.

Cut out the inside of your pocket so you could masturbate discreetly. (Thank-you Chuck Palahniuk!)
 

ethaninja

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Hack into their TV and broadcast porn =)

Nah seriously, as everyone says: Sleep, eat, play, read, masturbate talk to others etc. There is only so much you can do on a plane unfortunately.
 

x EvilErmine x

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As for what you can do then i think the others above me have provided enough suggestions to keep you amused.

Oh and a tip for you. If you can manage to, try not to eat on the flight. Rather have something to eat before you get on and as soon as possible after you get off instead, sounds a little crazy but what it does is trick your body into thinking it's morning time and helps to re-set your body clock so you get less jet lag....less jet lag = more time to party on holiday :eek:)
 

PeePantz

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Boyninja616 said:
Masturbate in the toilet?

Just make sure you close the door properly.
Hahaha, did you see that too?

OT: I tend to enter with about two books, a couple of magazines, crosswords, and lots of gummies. Gummies being the most important.
 

Dango

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Well if you're ten years of age or under, I suggest an action figure fight. If you're older than then, I suggest a DS or PSP.
 

ISawAFish

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Randomly stand up mid flight and loudly state "Excuse me this is my stop", then make your way to the door and see what happens.
Tell the pilot to do a barrel roll.
Ask people where there going (Cookie for reference :D)
Go to the bathroom every 10 minutes and change clothes.
Order as much peanuts as you can.
Make airplane references as much as you can.
Jump up and shout "I HAVE HAD IT! WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES! ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!"
And please... enjoy your flight.
 

Guffe

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Sleep. That works for me even if the neck might be a bitted fucked afterwards, but it works. Also different card games are kinda good to have.
 

Amondren

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If you have a PSP play it, try picking up Super scribblenaughts for the DS, read, sleep(if its a long enough flight).
 

Dapsen

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Bring a dog and a stick.
Proceed to play catch with the dog for the full 12 hours.
Enjoy your trip.
 

Count Igor

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Bring loads of paper and draw tanks.
Draw them awfully at the start, then get better untill finally you're doing amazingly realistic ones.

Then after the flight say that you drew a tank every week your entire life.

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Well I thouth it was awesome.
 

Eric_Autopsy

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Masturbate hardly in the bathroom to a stewardess.
Realize it's a man.
Say
"Meh, whatever."
Do it some more.