What the hell are you?

[Manbro]

Many have to tried to encapsulate my glory with their titles, some call me the Lord of Pantslessness, some call me the Sultan of Swing, some call me Roody Van Desario, some call me the Goblin of Isanbaard, some call me He who is in the Bushes, some call me the Hilarious Jester, some call me Batman, some call me Captain Cotton-Pants, others call me the Pantsless Wanderer, some call me the Wanderer who doesn't wear Pants, but most just call me the 'guy who rambles on for too long'.

 

[Berethond]

A designer, and a programmer, and a gamer, and a GIRL.

Why, welcome. Nice first post...
...even though you've been here longer than I.

Thanks! Guess I should have said "a lurker," too.
Been addicted to ZP for a while - I just discovered how amazing people in this forum are.

You can never lurk enough. I did my lurking before I joined.
Thanks for saying I'm amazing

 

[Monty9]

COO COO CAHCHU.

 

[BlueSkyRanger]

A designer, and a programmer, and a gamer, and a GIRL.

Why, welcome. Nice first post...
...even though you've been here longer than I.

Thanks! Guess I should have said "a lurker," too.
Been addicted to ZP for a while - I just discovered how amazing people in this forum are.

You can never lurk enough. I did my lurking before I joined.
Thanks for saying I'm amazing

I'm also in awe of your humility.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I know who I am! I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

 

[Imperialist Joe]

A militarist.

 

[Berethond]

A designer, and a programmer, and a gamer, and a GIRL.

Why, welcome. Nice first post...
...even though you've been here longer than I.

Thanks! Guess I should have said "a lurker," too.
Been addicted to ZP for a while - I just discovered how amazing people in this forum are.

You can never lurk enough. I did my lurking before I joined.
Thanks for saying I'm amazing

I'm also in awe of your humility.

Why should I bother hiding the truth? =]

 

[captain awesome 12]

I am the captain of awesomeness.

 

[sp0rk]

Half fork, half spoon, all utility.

 

[Mr. Purple]

I'M HUNGRY. :3

 

[Colodomoko]

I'm a Mercenarie for hire, if you got the money.

 

[whoops1995]

I am sam, yes i am, i like to eat green eggs and ham, i'm also a sex addict and an alcoholic

 

[Haliwali]

A fighter, not a lover.

His opposite.

His evil twin.

His roommate.

His fairy Godmother

Her worst nightmare.

 

[Adam Jenson]

I AM the Night!

 

[Flying-Emu]

I am an intellectual, gamer, writer and wannabe philosopher.

 

[Railgun88]

I MA NATAS. I am your worst nightmare.

 

[ArchBlade]

I am a young man who has developed an obsession with comic violence.

 

[Pohlkat]

I am hungover

 

[Villainova]

I'm the guy that rules over a Vodacce family and has no problems poisoning you and then killing the rest of your family at the funeral.

Seriously, though. I'm just a guy working to make a living and gaming whenever I get a chance.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am Drake the Dragonheart. I am a knight of the Old Code. I am a fighter not a lover. I am a warrior. I uphold all that is good, holy, and virtuous.