And that's why the rapture didn't happen, because Randy Savage elbow dropped Jesus strait into the danger zone. On that note, here's what that may have looked like:Free Thinker said:Taking a dump.
"Hey Jesus. Can this wait. I'm pretty sure you don't want this coming up with you. Oh. You're busy too? Randy Savage has you in a headlock? Nevermind."
My Christian friend punched me for that joke. Everyone else thought it was hilarious.