What would be your Fatality?

[team star pug]

If you were a mortal kombat character, what would be your fatality?

Mine would be stuffing them fill with liquid plastic c4 explosives (If they exist, which they can as it is a video game) and then feeding them to a bunch of snarly puppies, and then detonating those puppies just for lulz for extra blood.

Remember, try to keep it over the top.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

I would wrap them in barbed wire.

Which is actually electric.

And explosive.

'nuff said.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Jam an umbrella up the guys ass then open it.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Kollega]

I'd shout at my enemy so loud his face melts, all flesh ignites and flies off, leaving only a smoking skeleton. Which then explodes.

 

[fix-the-spade]

I would walk up to them, poke them gently between the eyes and walk away.


They would stand there looking mildly confused for a second, then gib spectacularly, leaving only their legs from the knees down standing there as though nothing had happened.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Decapitate someone with his own head.

Or rip someone's spine out of their own ass.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Oh, I got another one: beating them to death with their own skull.

I love RVB.

 

[Logic 0]

I would spray them in liquid nitrogen then get a sledge hammer and smash them into dust.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In would transform into Cereberus only my heads are Michael Atkinson, Jack Thompson and someone else who's anti-gaming and shout "games are evil" until they kill themselves

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I would rip out his/her stomach, put a box in there, and hold my own puppet show!

Oh wait... Thats my Friendship!

My fatality would be to eat alot of chilli peppers and belch fire, incinerating him/her to ashes.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well... I'm bland. I could bore them to death, I could stare blankly at them until they die...
I could pull out a fething cleaver and start cutting them up... vertical downwards cut, head goes in half... Saw up the bodies...
Meh, I have no imagination.

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread.

You have failed this time.
As such, you must either commit suicide for being beaten, or evolve into ÜBERLUB.
But at least you now have someone to try and beat at fast typing.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Spoiler: My Hook Sword...

...I would aim the hook end at my enemy, pull the trigger so the hook section with a long string of high tensile strength metal wire would wrap around and bind him/her, then I would super jump, swing hard and fast like getting ready to throw a grappling hook, then throw him/her to the ground and fall-stomp on his/her head or chest. If I was near the ocean I'd lure some sharks and then go fishing.

 

[TRR]

I would have a very special and precise punch that when exected in the perfect spot shattered every bone in their body, then they would kinda melt.

 

[Newtilator]

I would stop time, throw some knifes at my opponent, crush them with a bulldozer, then punch it till it exploded.
Oh wait, thats taken.
Errr....
I would somersault into his chest, remove his diaphragm with a spork made from his ancestors bones, then place a rabid flesh eating lizard in the remaining cavity.
After about 5 minutes, I'd do the thriller dance with the lizard, then use his skeleton to frame him for the robbery of a Sweetshop.

 

[Aunel]

death by bass solo.

and my amp works on plasma, and my strings are made out of the intestines of god.

 

[Sir Prize]

My fatality would be turn into a little glowing ball with wings and nag at them until they die of it...
That or simply strike them down with lightening that shots from my hands.