What would happen if you went out on a date with your avatar?

Always_Remain

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Well. Dave is too young, it'd be weird cuz our names are the same and lastly, I don't think either of us is homosexual. (pretty sure he isn't)

Gamzee. Well. Not gay even though he is one cool ************.
Actually, in his current state, he'd probably just make me KNEEL. And I'd be dead~~~ Well, no. We could only meet after The Scratch and it seems like he's calmed down by then or dead. Somehow.

I guess if I knew Dave, it'd be before the game started so maybe I could get in SBURB and I could get some sweet alien po-
Monkfish Acc. said:
Six sweeps old, people.
GOD! Dammit. I should stop here. If I continue we will no doubt go into my own self-insert fanfic/fantasies that I keep stored in my noggin. Cuz really I'm the only one who needs to know them. It's for everyone's health.

 

putowtin

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mmmmm, Ezio!
Thats good by me but I don't know what my hubby would say!
 

Detective Prince

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Dating pretty much the King of Vampires...Hm...That would be nice but I have a feeling, since he's a pure blood, I'd be a vampire by the end of the night. At least he can eat normal food. XD
 

curty129

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I'm certain there'd be sex on the first date, but I figure my genitalia would probably be destroyed in the process of our delicate copulation.

Although, I'm not a woman.

So, just anal-ripping sex.

Sandjube said:
Provided we could get over the fact that we're different species, I think it would be an amazing date~ She's cute, smart, cute, magical, cute.....did I miss anything? She's also a lesbian so we're perfect for each other.
Are you just happy she's got a dildo on her head? ;3

If you plonk a squishy-something on the spiky tip, anyhow.
 

Sandjube

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Provided we could get over the fact that we're different species, I think it would be an amazing date~ She's cute, smart, cute, magical, cute.....did I miss anything? She's also a lesbian so we're perfect for each other.
 

not_you

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I'm tempted to say "made of win" but then I'm afraid I'd have to strangle myself....

(Yes, I happened to just watch Yahtzee's Prototype review where that comes from)
But I think the line fits in perfectly...

OT: I would definitely go along with it though......
mmmmm
yes....
 

Davroth

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I'd end up in a green bubbling pool, my life essence forever being of service to my master.
 

Pearwood

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He'd be very overdramatic, Jessie would probably be angry and come up with some absurd plan to kill me, we'd probably be kicked out of the restaurant but suffer no other consequences to said plan... And it would. Be. Awesome.
 

TheScottishFella

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He's a bit of a dick, but after all it should be fun, of course he would ruin it by ***** slapping his EX.

Oh, and I would be gay and from my avatar I think he is as well.
 

Spaghetti

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Well we'd probably have a quick canoodle (get it? [sub] you try coming up with a spaghetti based pun[/sub]). But whatever the outcome of the evening, I'd at least get a free meal by the end of it :p
 

Panorama

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Hes already dead, so probably not very much. but he is quite funny so i don't mind at least i will have a laugh,
 

dmase

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Well could we classify this date as hanging out? Because i'm not gay and i'm pretty positive rock is just one of those guys that won't go after a women but is still straight.

So if we fix that we'd smoke cigarettes and play chess, everyone would have a grand ol time.
 

Infernai

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*looks at avatar* It would be interesting to say the least...I honestly don't know how things would play out.
 

Scarim Coral

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While some memes give her a certain "appeal" per say (like that going upstair image) but it wouldn't work (I'm ain't a furry). If she transform into a human then it would be a different story but it would still be awkward.
Granted it will be fun having a party with her but I like the energy to keep up with her in every way. Also I would be able to eat as much sweet with her as well.