What would you call your own autobiography?

Bobic

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There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Human's tale, by Bilbo Baggins Bobic Bobicson.

OR

Veni vidi ego remansi
 

AngloDoom

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Heart Ache, and other reasons not to play with defibrillators.

Hoping to go into the medical field and I have a habit of setting up certain expectations in conversation and then suddenly throwing them away. Seems about right.
 

Wraithspine

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I'd go with a simple:

"Well that sucked"

Although I have a feeling this would have to be published after I had died...
 

THE_JOKE_KING33

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"The Marvelous,Miraculous,and Fantastical Tales of a Reality Surfer or How I Got Back On My Life: The Tale of the Gunslinger, The Con-Artist, and The Inventor."
 

Kae

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Something Silly

Though it would be a comic strip, and it would be making fun of my entire life, because I think it could be funny, though it would have a lot of slapstick.
 
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"I can't believe they published this, there's literally nothing in this book you can't find on some teenagers Facebook page. Seriously, I'm 18 and a uni student, the best things in here are drunk stories that have been relayed back to me. Buy something else."

You should see the fucking blurb man.
 

MopBox

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"Generation: Why?! Oh, God! Why did I Take These Student Loans in Pursuit of Higher Education and the Empty Promises it Extolled!? ? A Tale of Poverty in The Age of Bedbugs."

It's catches the reader's eye without giving too much away!
 

MopBox

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Patrick Buck said:
"I Regret Everything."
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Ha! I'd read that.

"I regret everything. Literally, everything. From submitting to parent's authoritarian rules regrading potty-training to penning the last word of this novel, I both rue and lament all! Seriously, I saw this book in the store window and I winched a little bit only to later to curse myself for being outdoors."
 

tokae

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klown said:
"Practically Pornography: A Story Of A Man And His Farm"
How lewd!


OT: I've had a couple of ideas over the years:
"The grass is greener on your side." with the last chapter/page just being: " "The grass is greener on your side." Well, it was until you bought this atleast. Thank you for proving my title-of-choice wrong. It means a lot to me. "
"The story of my life; atleast the last three years, I still have the photographs."
"In Order, Out of Buisness - What I did wrong."
"Unemployment SUCKS!"
"I still watch Winnie-the-Pooh when I can't sleep. - Confessions of an "adult". "