What would you do if Chuck Norris died?

[Lester.]

I can't even imagine the public's reaction to this.
I'd personally say "Fuck, if Elvis is alive, Chuck's alive too"

 

[Cherry Cola]

I wouldn't say anything.

Why? Because just like with Michael Jackson, people would brake the internet, therefore resulting in me not being able to say anything!

Yes, I live in my computer.

 

[DoctorNick]

I would probably not actually care that much, but dread the coming flood of new memes related to him that will be spawned by his passing.

Just like fucking Billy Mays.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd say "well that sucks", and get on with my life. I bet it wouldn't stop the jokes though, and it would probably spawn some new ones.

Also, what do you mean by if he dies... he will.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would laugh, for then people will realise the true supremacy of Bruce Campbell.


Hail to the king!

And what if he died then?

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Well, the internet people are the only people who would notice, and most of them would probably just move onto someone else.

 

[Cherry Cola]

And what if he died then?

Bruce Campbell die?

I don't think so. He's too badass.

You're in deeper denial than Commi!

..Ok, that's impossible. But almost as deep!

 

[001648]

well, we wouldn't say anything...
chuck is the only one holding back the Satan...

 

[Daffy F]

Chuck Norris can never die.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

i'd Die too, because his death would probably be the end of all life... D:

 

[DigitalSushi]

instead of a minutes silence would we have Chuck Norris day to commemorate him?
You'd spend the entire day round house kicking ninja's to death.

Also, just so you people realise his awesomeness, in Walker Texas Ranger he's
the writer;
director
producer
main character

For mere mortals that would be too much to bare, but not Chuck Norris, HE ALSO SINGS THE THEME TUNE!

 

[Nemu]

Not care.

Seriously, the guy is a hack actor who got lucky.

 

[Dauntlessidiot]

I would carry on with my life as normal

 

[Binerexis]

I take it you guys haven't read the news today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Death

 

[Joe_Fitzsimmons]

Chuck norris does not die. He simply waits.