What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?
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My mom, who would always point out how skinny I was, would freak out and force food down both our throats scared that we would both die from starvation.
I'd have one midget rob banks, and the other would stay home with friends. I'd have a perfect alibi. They would never catch me or us. I don't know.
I... I don't know how to best this.
Honestly. I'm a champ at beating people at weird contests. But this. This is just... what.
No. You don't get it. I'm Toasty. THE Toasty, troller of forums across the webs. I've been on 4chan. 4CHAN, DAMMIT. THIS SHOULD NOT WEIRD ME OUT.
This is the first topic I've ever, ever seen that made me say, WTF.
There.
WTF is this topic.
My life is ruined. But in the most awesome way possible.
Thank you sir, the Internet is over.
We can all go home now.
Honestly. I'm a champ at beating people at weird contests. But this. This is just... what.
No. You don't get it. I'm Toasty. THE Toasty, troller of forums across the webs. I've been on 4chan. 4CHAN, DAMMIT. THIS SHOULD NOT WEIRD ME OUT.
This is the first topic I've ever, ever seen that made me say, WTF.
There.
WTF is this topic.
My life is ruined. But in the most awesome way possible.
Thank you sir, the Internet is over.
We can all go home now.
Well, first of all the two of me would go around being twice as awesome. After that, we'd take turns at being in school and divide all the work between us. After that we would finally have found some worthy opponents for us, since we would both be really awesome. After having trained against ourselves for a while, improving our skills with a real lot, we would kick the ass out of all our friends. That goes for games, sports and whatnot. Also, we would (obviously) be able to more or less read each others mind, and thus we could coordinate and cooperate on a level no one has ever heard of before. 
I would force one of them to wear my crisp read tshirt from thinkgeek with the text "EXPENDEBLE" on it at all times.
Seeing as my sister is Deathly afraid of midgets, (yeah, i wish that was a joke.) i'd, sorry, We'd probably run away and earn a living by beating the hell out of each other and charging people to watch. this would most likely become a tv show so we would take that popularity and have our own dating show called "little people, big heart". after successfully sleeping with every single woman on the show, we'd probably get hooked on some drug, spiral out of control and wind up on one of those celebrity rehab shows. then after making a full recovery, we would become actors and with the recent publicity, win the oscar for best actor(s) and be the first midgets to do so. then, we'd be rich, famous, and successful. oh and one would marry Rosario Dawson while the other would marry Eva Mendez. ahhhh, one can only dream.