What would you do if you suddenly only had 30 minutes to live?

[JDLY]

People always ask questions like "What would you do if you had one day to live" or maybe one week. That gives you a little time to think.

But what if you suddenly found out you only had half-an-hour to live. What would you do with those 30 minutes?

EDIT: I accidentally made another thread of the same subject. This one already has replies so please continue to post on this one and do not respond to the other one. And if a moderator reads this, please delete the other thread. Thank you and sorry.

 

[delet]

I'd probably just waste that last 30 minutes here...

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I wonder if my friends will freak out or even believe me if I told them that. I know at least one of them will reprimand me and say "Don't even joke about that!" or some such thing. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do. Would I be scared of dying? I'd like to think I won't, but you can't know until it happens. Would I bother telling anyone? Depends on how many of them would freak out maybe. Comforting me won't do any good, but I definitely don't want to have to comfort them. I was never good at that.

 

[Curtmiester]

Dude! I can't tell you that! That is personal stuff right there. But if you have to know...

Spoiler

Eat a cookie and tell everyone I love them...except you

 

[Sleekgiant]

Tell everyone what I really thought of them especially you

Fucking celebrate!
I'll finally be rid of this cursed existence in 30 minutes!

But we'd miss you

 

[Pimppeter2]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

 

[JDLY]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Nice. I got a laugh out of that. Well then what would you do after that? You still have 29 minutes at the least.

 

[Thamous]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Well played, well played indeed.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Nice. I got a laugh out of that. Well then what would you do after that? You still have 29 minutes at the least.

Make a thread about it.

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D:

PS3fanboy is dieing!

Oh noes! I'm so sorry!

Why?! Why did I poison your food?!!?!

Oh yeah, cause I was paid to. So, yeah, good luck with that afterlife thing.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

I DID NOTHING! D:

Strip nude and go to my crush's house.

 

[Ghored]

Well, I could try and search for a cure, hey, you never know what could happen in thirty minutes.

Or, I could do the logical thing and sing Japanese songs for a while, and after I'm dead, I'm going to do a grand finale of "Still Alive".

@ TheFacelessOne [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/TheFacelessOne] ,yeah you did, you're wearing that paper bag over your head.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Have sex. Preferably with a hot man. But really, with 30 minutes to live, and having never experience it before, I guess it's better to have mediocre, ugly sex than no sex at all.

 

[JDLY]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Nice. I got a laugh out of that. Well then what would you do after that? You still have 29 minutes at the least.

Make a thread about it.

>

D:

PS3fanboy is dieing!

Oh noes! I'm so sorry!

Why?! Why did I poison your food?!!?!

Oh yeah, cause I was paid to. So, yeah, good luck with that afterlife thing.

DAMMIT! Who paid you? I'll spend my last 30 minutes hunting them down.

 

[Fenreil]

Drive to the store real fast and buy all the food I'm too cheap to buy normally. I've always wondered what it would be like to drink a jug of chocolate milk all at once. Maybe I'd write cryptic messages all over the walls too.

In all honesty, I don't really know. Those words above are just ideas.

 

[TheTaco007]

Wait until the last 30 seconds and then jump off something really high so that I could spend my last seconds experiencing the miracle of flight.

 

[JDLY]

Wait until the last 30 seconds and then jump off something really high so that I could spend my last seconds experiencing the miracle of flight.

I was thinking along those lines.

Like maybe going skydiving without a parachute, but timing it so you're dead before you hit the ground.

 

[Toomanywordz]

I would live my normal life then Rick roll myself so that as soon as it ended I died. Being rickrolled is a fun way to die.

 

[zohmbee]

Call someone close to me and tell him I love him. Considering how freakishly shy I am, that would take around twenty-five minutes. But I'd be with my mum and sister while on the phone, so essentially, I'd be spending my last minutes with them.