What would you do with a four minute warning?

KaZZaP

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Drugs, 4 minutes is enough time to smoke some salvia and be in the 4th dimension before shit goes down.
 

Macgyvercas

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Break out the porn most likely. No better way to die (short of actually having sex as you die, but I don't have that option).
 

mageroel

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If I were with my girlfriend, I'd tell her I love her and I wished it lasted for a whole lifetime, kiss and just hug 'till the end comes.
 

mcpop9

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listen to this. but i'd have time to because i live in the middle of no where and i'd be safe.
 

OptimisticPessimist

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Probably hang myself. Not out of despair or panic or anything. Thing is, I'm a vindictive and spiteful bastard on a good day, and what bigger "fuck you" is there than spiting armageddon? Can I get an Amen!?
 

SimuLord

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Give a thirty-second pep talk and march my team down the field and into Armageddon's end zone, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat in...

OK, I've seen way too many cheesy 70s Hanna-Barbera cartoons. That plot's right out of "Super Harlem Globetrotters".
 

Blind Sight

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Roll a joint, get my Pink Floyd CD, sit on my porch and blast 'The Great Gig In The Sky' as the world ends. Oh, and laugh like a madman when it's finally coming to an end. I'm going to enjoy Ragnarok dammit. Maybe even give the Devil the finger or something if he shows up.
 

EightGaugeHippo

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4 minutes?
Plently of time to carry out my 5 minute escape plan.....

oh wait.
[sub][sub]SHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTT[/sub][/sub]

Well Plan B is to sit on my roof and watch the fireworks with my loved ones.

Alone it is then.
 

kikon9

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I would run through the streets spinning like some kind of blender given human form. I mean, come on, Killing all the people I hate would be so much fun.
 

Arctodus_Simus

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Quaxar said:
4 minutes, eh?
Well, that means I could listen to All along the Watchtower by Jimmy Hendrix,
If I have to die, might as well die to the last chord of a Hendrix song!
This, with my feet up, finally crack open the good whisky I've been saving, and and smoke the "happy birthday" cigar my father bought when I was born.